Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2006

2006-11-27 06:33:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What a man says, what he really means...

I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!

2006-11-27 06:33:12 · 16 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 06:32:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many Torie mp's does it take to change a lightbulb?
0 because they can't change anything.

2006-11-27 06:32:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

take the morning train?

2006-11-27 06:31:34 · 17 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 06:31:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are there any women out there who smoke cigarettes and like guns who would love to shoot a man in the belly just to watch him die? Or is that cold hearted femme fatale just a myth??

2006-11-27 06:31:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

The song goes like this
"I tried to be perfect, tried to be worth it, tried to be everything that you ever wanted"
I thought it was Sum 41 "Peices" but its not... can anyone help?

2006-11-27 06:31:14 · 5 answers · asked by Paris, je t'aime 5 in Music

gess what ?

2006-11-27 06:31:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 06:30:37 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ralphie would throw him the smack down - he's got Christmas magic!

2006-11-27 06:30:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Come on, if you had to pick something, what would be your poison?

2006-11-27 06:30:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please don't emigrate to Albania!

2006-11-27 06:29:08 · 17 answers · asked by Roy S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

if you agree with me
write:yes
if not write:
no
lol

2006-11-27 06:28:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

This has a specific answer.
10 points to the 1st one who gets it right.

2006-11-27 06:28:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 06:28:04 · 1 answers · asked by noOne 2 in Music

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

2006-11-27 06:27:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Her photos on TMZ.are pretty bad.

2006-11-27 06:27:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

sorry no more jokes from me i had six violations today for jokes that have not been abusive ,maybe a bit old ,maybe not that funny bu t certainly not worthy of violation notices so OK YAHOO POLICE YOU HAVE BEATEN ME.

2006-11-27 06:26:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 06:26:09 · 11 answers · asked by kessa 1 in Celebrities

and what state do you live in.. i want to see where its most common. im in it and i live in florida

2006-11-27 06:26:06 · 5 answers · asked by yep 2 in Polls & Surveys

her show, her magazine, her book club...her everything. Enough is enough.

2006-11-27 06:25:42 · 23 answers · asked by Mr E 1 in Celebrities

21/57-23

2006-11-27 06:25:21 · 14 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 06:24:33 · 37 answers · asked by Snowflake 1 in Celebrities

Both Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man's Chest two-disc special editions - do they have a full screen version?

2006-11-27 06:24:23 · 6 answers · asked by mommydearest 1 in Movies

2006-11-27 06:24:20 · 14 answers · asked by Jacks036 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 06:24:01 · 16 answers · asked by kelloggs.1712 3 in Music

She tends to come across as theinking she is always right on every issue. I know she has donated to charity..but other hippocrites have done that too.
As far as her 1000 dollar question...that aint that much money.

2006-11-27 06:24:00 · 15 answers · asked by bigbrian 1 in Polls & Surveys

if you are, do you feel good about being it? do you like people to treat you as a star?
if you are not , do you want to be a celebrity? do you want people to treat you like they treat the celebrities?

2006-11-27 06:23:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

In that 70's show, there was this

Michael Kelso: Guys, I was making out with Pam Macy in the orchestra pit. And... the worst thing that could happen to a guy happened.
Fez: Ohhhh. Mr. Cooper came in to wash the floors?
Michael Kelso: No.
Steven Hyde: Fez, I think what Kelso meant to say was... the rabbit wouldn't come out of his hat.
Eric: The weasel wouldn't pop out.
Michael Kelso: OK, ENOUGH.
Eric: Oh, wait. There's a lot of Amish people, but they never raised a barn.
Steven Hyde: That's a good one Forman.
Eric: I know, it just came to me.
Fez: Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants.
Michael Kelso: This can't be happening to me.
Fez: Oh, don't worry Kelso. I'm really sorry... SORRY YOU'RE NOT A MAN.

what are they talking about and what does Fez mean?

2006-11-27 06:22:03 · 16 answers · asked by maconheira 4 in Television