What a man says, what he really means...
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!
2006-11-27 06:33:12 · 16 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sounds pretty true to my experience with men, however there is ALWAYS the exception to the rule! :D
2006-11-27 07:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Midnight Darkling 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-11-27 14:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely
2006-11-27 14:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hungry, yes
tired,yes
movie, my man just love's movie's
dinner, my man stays hungry
dance, only in a non-public room
call, when he can
nice dress, i don't wear dress's
tence, he's love's giving me massage's
whats' wrong, want to cry on my shoulder?
upset, let me hold you
new hair,can we do mine next?
haircut looks good,do i need one?
first dress, again, don't do dress's
My husband acts for sex, he doesn't do things to get it.
2006-11-27 14:40:04 · answer #4 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've gotten this in an e-mail and yes....that's usually what my husband says and usually what he means. We actually joke about it sometimes, but after 20 years, I tend to know what he really means.
2006-11-27 14:36:03 · answer #5 · answered by Allison S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree that this by definition is what a "typical" man really means when he says these things.
2006-11-27 15:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by sbourque79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep
2006-11-27 14:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rumors~
2006-11-27 14:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes,,does that mean I'm going to have sex with you?
2006-11-27 14:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by kkahn9dodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are much easier to read than women! When we say nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong
2006-11-27 14:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋