A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
2006-11-27 06:27:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! Really marvelous…I’m lovin’ it!!!
‘Charlie w’ I’ll tell you what happened next. The father suddenly leans over to him and says “You know son, I could have swore that I have seen you before.” God saved the SOB.
2006-11-27 07:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, just goes to show you never know who you're gonna meet in life.
2006-11-27 06:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Im going to tell it to my husband tonight!
2006-11-27 06:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by lola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
caught
some times often happens in our life's to
thank you for bring humour to us
2006-11-27 13:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by The Prince of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.... Excellent..... A very good joke
2006-11-27 16:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i've heard that before.
its still kinda funny.
2006-11-27 06:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by DisneyLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe - He is ruined now ~ LoL
2006-11-27 16:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-27 06:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
purdy funny huh?
2006-11-27 06:30:57 · answer #9 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2006-11-28 00:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋