Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2006

I am looking to tell a joke for speech class but it needs to take 3-8 minutes to tell...any ideas, please super funny only thanks

2006-11-27 08:21:02 · 12 answers · asked by JitterBug589 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-27 08:20:59 · 4 answers · asked by Ashlie 2 in Music

2006-11-27 08:20:25 · 20 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

I will give you some hints..the 1st to guess gets the 10 points--
clue 1. wears funky sunglasses
2. was wearing a fur coat
3. had a huge gold clock around his neck
4. keep saying yeah boy

2006-11-27 08:19:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

In Oklahoma, we have Bowlegs, Slapout, Frogville,
Cookietown, Battiest, Beaver Bend,
Belcher, Boggy, Bushyhead,
Chewey, Hackerville, Hooker,
Milfay, Sickles, Washita
lmao@Milfay

(no wonder people think we are hokey-pokey!)

2006-11-27 08:18:45 · 15 answers · asked by kimandchris2 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 08:18:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has a head like a broken foot?

It is the most ugly thing I have seen, was then mine, now that is saying something.

2006-11-27 08:18:08 · 7 answers · asked by I'm In Love With Delicious 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 08:18:08 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I haven't. Just wondering.

2006-11-27 08:17:04 · 14 answers · asked by ATerribleIdea 5 in Polls & Surveys

80's Rock, 90's Rock or The Rock Music Now. I like the rock from the 80's and 90's.

2006-11-27 08:16:41 · 13 answers · asked by riotgerrl 1 in Music

I know they released the season finale on DVD, but what about the last season? If so, when will be it released?

2006-11-27 08:16:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and does the same examinations.

When the third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."

2006-11-27 08:16:08 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

yeah right...

2006-11-27 08:16:08 · 18 answers · asked by malintzin 2 in Celebrities

anyone know wqhere i can get music videos from? to put them onto a dvd?

2006-11-27 08:16:06 · 5 answers · asked by Ghost Boy 7 in Music

The Allman Brothers' fanbase doubled after Jerry Garcia's death. Al the Deadheads needed some place to go. Allman Bros. were the next best thing. What say you?

2006-11-27 08:15:18 · 4 answers · asked by ? 4 in Celebrities

all i remember is that the artist is a female and the lyrics had something like
"if your the one i need to know"
"I must be sure that god intended'
"for you to share my life"

i dont think it was stacie orrico, jaci velasquez or rachel lampa.

the song is about a girl asking God a sign i think if the guy is the chosen one for her.

2006-11-27 08:15:05 · 1 answers · asked by cutiemomma 1 in Music

2006-11-27 08:14:44 · 9 answers · asked by Pete_Cochino 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through." He walked out to the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around and came back, explaining, "I can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress. Maybe you'd better go talk to them."

The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back.

He smiled sheepishly and said, "Small World!"

2006-11-27 08:14:33 · 34 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Where is a reliable, safe, and cheap site that you have tried or heard about that I can get magazines from? I'm a fanatic of magazines and there my only slice of self gifts. But I can't afford normal subscription prices. There are many places on the web, but I want to know a safe and reliable one to order from. Thank you in advance!

2006-11-27 08:14:09 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Magazines

1. Do you evar eet raw cookie dough?
2. Have you evar had chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream?
3. Does thinking about chocolate chip cookie dough make you hungry?

Thank you for answering this POLL with DPN. ♥

2006-11-27 08:13:56 · 28 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-27 08:13:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

bob and betty were laying in bed one night, when bob said " we should our private parts names"
" i am going to call yours heaven, because when i am there, there is no where on earth i would rather be"
betty replied " i am going to call your linford christie
bob smiled thinking of the size of linford,
when betty continued "because you always come first and usually in about 10 seconds"

why did god create man?
because vibrators cant mow the lawn

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have any balls to rub.

Do you know why single women can't fart?
Because, they don't get a*sholes untill they get married.

2006-11-27 08:13:41 · 12 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

This question only applies to people who have kids.
Write down next to boy and/or girl their ages.

For example:

Boy- 10
Girl-20

2006-11-27 08:13:35 · 16 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

we allno about the us version of that 70s show but there used to be a uk version and i cant remember what its called if any one knows share the secret

2006-11-27 08:13:21 · 2 answers · asked by carleighnaghten 2 in Television

Did he get away with molesting children? Did the system work here?

2006-11-27 08:12:56 · 21 answers · asked by simplelife 2 in Celebrities

The wolf, hiding behind a tree one day, spots Little Red Riding Hood skipping happily through the forrest.

As she got close, the wolf makes a mad dash further back into the forrest and hides behind another tree.

Again as she gets closer, the wolf again makes a mad dash further back into the forrest and hides behind another tree.

This happens a few time until eventually Little Red Ridind Hood gets to close and spots the wolf behind the tree.
In horror she drops her basket and screams.

The wolf emerges from behind the tree and snarls at Little Red Riding Hood,
Hey Kid, will ya ever f**k off i'm trying to have a piss here !

2006-11-27 08:12:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Gray's... a show with new interns and all thier trials and tribulations....Lost.. a show of plan crash survivers...learning to live on a deserted island..with the others..if you watch the show, you will know what I am talking about.

2006-11-27 08:12:34 · 9 answers · asked by norahh61 1 in Television

heres my list:

- when someone HAS to smack their lips when they're chewing
- when the person next to you keeps talking for 1 year
- when the people next to you in a movie theatre are gossiping about people in the movie.
- when people stick 2 fingers behind your head while you're walking down a hallway
- when people throw things that are on their desks like a mile away and act like its their "property"
- when people stick their noses into conversations (e.g. "about what?")


well those were things people do. now heres the commercial part

- when people say that their company is better than another
- when they choose music that gets stuck in your head (vonage)
- when you're listining to quiet commercials when all of a sudden Countrywide Home Loans comes and blares "HOMEOWNERS DO YOU NEED CASH???"

Please post here what you definitly HATE about things and also the things that f*cking piss you off!!!

2006-11-27 08:11:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

like a bangle,bracelet....a watch....a ring...or something else?

2006-11-27 08:11:50 · 26 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

what happend to the show euereka on sci-fi
is it just between seasons or did they take it off the air.. i really liked that show

2006-11-27 08:11:48 · 5 answers · asked by joe 1 in Television