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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and does the same examinations.

When the third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."

2006-11-27 08:16:08 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

LOL.....thats funnie! About a year ago, I was running late for a doctors appt. I was scheduled for a physical. I talked to the lady at the front desk and she told me my doctor had an emergency and some one else would be filling in for her. So she told me to go to the door on my left, take off my clothes and the doctor would be in, in a moment. So i rushed in the room and there was this cheery looking man standing there with a clipboard in his hand and he asked me how i was. I said" fine" and immediately begain to strip in front of him. I tore off my shirt and bra and unzipped my pants and had them to about my knees and i looked up to find this man gawking at me with his jaw on the floor. I looked up at him and asked..."Let me guess, your NOT Dr. Stangroms fill-in.?" He said "NO, Dr. Rice is filling in for her today and right now he is getting x-rays of my sons arm." I pointed to the clip-board and he snickered and said"My sons medical info" I turned 5 different shades of red then sincerely appologized to him...which he said was fine...re-dressed and went to yell at the lady at the front desk for sending me in a room with another patient. She said..."I wondered where you wandered off too, I said the door on the left...thats the door on the right!" I felt so stupid! lol

2006-11-27 08:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hahahaha! Very funny one.

2006-11-27 11:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

Very funny.

2006-11-27 12:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very funny.

2006-11-27 08:29:29 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel H 2 · 0 1

Good... 8/10...

2006-11-27 08:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 1 0

Ya, dats funny, ha ha lol lol

2006-11-27 08:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha! I like it!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A FSH! (corny, but I like it)

2006-11-27 08:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0 1

Not very

2006-11-27 08:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by Butt 6 · 0 1

funny... could totally imagine that happening!

2006-11-27 08:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by floss 4 · 0 0

funny but funny

2006-11-27 08:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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