bob and betty were laying in bed one night, when bob said " we should our private parts names"
" i am going to call yours heaven, because when i am there, there is no where on earth i would rather be"
betty replied " i am going to call your linford christie
bob smiled thinking of the size of linford,
when betty continued "because you always come first and usually in about 10 seconds"
why did god create man?
because vibrators cant mow the lawn
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have any balls to rub.
Do you know why single women can't fart?
Because, they don't get a*sholes untill they get married.
2006-11-27 08:13:41 · 12 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...they all make sense
2006-11-27 08:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one - and fyg lol if you do it your self you dont need a man or a vibrator (to mow the lawn that is)
2006-11-27 16:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by GAgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are kinda harsh toward men, but funny anyway. Nice job.
2006-11-27 17:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos linford christie?
2006-11-27 16:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by **Twinkle <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vibrators can not mow the lawn and u best not forget that
2006-11-27 16:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i like the last one especially lol
2006-11-27 16:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 cute!!! i like the 1st one
2006-11-27 16:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-27 16:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by Beauty in the Breakdown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol uh huh...... Ilike the 1st one the best
2006-11-27 16:49:38 · answer #9 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too funny
2006-11-27 16:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋