Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2006

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a
small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go... If I'd known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

2006-11-26 22:04:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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who believes as i do, that "Kramer" Micheal Richards is doing all of this b.s. stuff just for a big publicity

stunt? I mean he keeps saying he's never done this before, so what does that tell you, must be running out of money. it's a shame he had to go racist.

2006-11-26 22:04:11 · 10 answers · asked by MeLissa 3 in Celebrities

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do you see the eurovision song contset?

i see the eurovision song contset
i do not like it malta is not going to win
it i think taht uk will win uk can write but

france out sapin to out malta and uk onely

2006-11-26 22:03:29 · 6 answers · asked by malta marilou 2 in Music

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Any one agree, the ginger girl in Girls aloud ruins the band?

they are all stunning, then theres her....

2006-11-26 22:00:18 · 26 answers · asked by Bruza 17/uk 3 in Music

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who sang the desperate housewives theme song,'Girl you really got me now'?

2006-11-26 21:58:22 · 6 answers · asked by Blindtruth 2 in Music

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Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!?

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

7 . Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

2006-11-26 21:56:56 · 6 answers · asked by ShashiSG 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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what is the name of latest desperate Housewives theme song and who is the singer?

2006-11-26 21:56:23 · 2 answers · asked by Blindtruth 2 in Music

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Which is the better version of "The Closer I Get To You?"?

Please answer without being a racist. Please be honest.
You can play/download the song by clicking the links.

1. NINA & THOR (Philippines' Soul Siren & R&B Balladeer, respectively)
http://www.angelfire.com/punk/yuna105/thecloserigettoyou.wma

2. BEYONCE KNOWLES & LUTHER VANDROSS
http://www.empeaentertainment.com/18-Luther%20Vandross%20feat.%20Beyonce%20Knowles%20-%20The%20Closer%20I%20Get%20To%20You.wav

3. ROBERTA FLACK & DONNY HATHAWAY
http://www.empeaentertainment.com/17-Roberta%20Flack%20&%20Donny%20Hathaway%20-%20The%20Closer%20I%20Get%20To%20You.wav

2006-11-26 21:55:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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hOW MANY WERE GOING.........?a RIDDLE?

As I was going to St. Levis I met with seven wives
Each wife with seven sacks
Each sack with seven cats
Each cat with seven kits
Wives sacks cats kits.
How many were going to St Levis?

2006-11-26 21:55:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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