A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a
small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go... If I'd known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
2006-11-26 22:04:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats really funny, i wanna go tell it to all my friends now - you realize you've started an epidemic don't you!?!?!
2006-11-26 22:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by Pandoooo;. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
A blonde in our office was give the job of making sure the tap did not run out of water. It took weeks for her to ask someone where the water came from !!!
2006-11-27 07:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! keep them coming! Any Essex girl jokes?
2006-11-27 12:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by agreatblokeuk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Haha! Very funny.
2006-11-28 05:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was a new one for me! As a natural blonde, I've heard a ton, too. ;)
2006-11-27 06:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by schaianne 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sweet. You Both look like me!
2006-11-27 06:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very gd lol 10/10
2006-11-27 08:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good, but not dirty enough, or like rude enough. a good blonde joke has gotta be raw, u know?
2006-11-27 06:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Does that make us identical twins ?
2006-11-27 07:02:54 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CLAP CLAP CLAP and more that was greeeeeeeat big thumbs up girl LMAO
2006-11-27 06:20:57 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋