Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2006

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old says, ''When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say '***'.''

The 4-year-old happily agrees.
As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, ''Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."

The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, ''And what would YOU like for breakfast?''

''I don't know,'' the 4-year-old blubbers, ''but you can bet your *** it's not gonna be Cheerios!''

2006-11-26 19:45:05 · 7 answers · asked by GreekGurl84 2 in Jokes & Riddles

my birth details are

Sex: Female
Date of Birth: June/29/1979
Time of Birth: 4:55 AM
Place of Birth: karachi/Pakistan
Latitude: 024:52:N / Longitude: 067:00:E


& my husband birth details are
Date obf Birth:November/14/1974
Place of Birth :karachi/Pakistan
Latitude: 024:52:N / Longitude: 067:00:E
Time of Birth: He don't knowns

i m married since last 4 years.we had tried unsucessfull test tube baby proses on Jan 2006.

i wanted to know that when do we have baby? do i conceive naturally or by test tube process?

thanx
waiting for ur reply
bye

2006-11-26 19:44:16 · 3 answers · asked by redmoon 1 in Horoscopes

this is deffinetly a true statement. a person with pisces sun and aquarius ascendant will act and be perceived by all to be an aquarius. i know this for a fact cause ive found out from many people what their rising sign is, and these are people that i know. a girl with a aries sun but taurus rising she acts in calm practical manner to everything yet a guy with a gemini sun and aries rising acts impatiently with very intense and fast reactions. if i had to rank the top 3 as a basis for what people think you are it would be 1. rising sign 2. moon 3. sun people will see your emotional state (moon sign) coupled with rising sign the sun sign is the part that is hidden inside you which is your goal in life inner ego. also i have read about which sign rules the planet ruler of your rising sign. for instance the aquarius ascendant planet ruler is uranus and then could be in any signs if in saggiatrius will add traits to your thought process

2006-11-26 19:43:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-11-26 19:40:57 · 21 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:40:25 · 24 answers · asked by Restless In The Corner 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:39:11 · 5 answers · asked by (^___^) 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:39:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so where can we get them we want to preform this as a school musical next year!

2006-11-26 19:34:41 · 2 answers · asked by Becky Kopecki 1 in Other - Entertainment

I'm looking for a place that's under $15, casual dress, I can get a table and not be required to eat but still have drinks brought to me, a non-rowdy crowd, and plays Josua Redman or Marsallis style jazz.

2006-11-26 19:34:12 · 1 answers · asked by elthe3rd 4 in Music

about metoyou or bigfoot teddy bears!!!!do u prefer them from others teddies??

2006-11-26 19:32:36 · 5 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:31:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I've tried tvrecordings.com and audiencetickets but they always say there are tickets available...I order them...but no one calls to confirm...really irritating...i bet the celebs on the show don't have to order their tickets!! Oh to be a celeb!!

2006-11-26 19:31:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-26 19:31:26 · 21 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

i honetly think they r both really good but i lik chris brown better!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-26 19:29:27 · 13 answers · asked by maggie_fitzgerald18 1 in Celebrities

Not Entirely Identical Twins
A man is sitting with two women, seemingly identical twins. One of the women always tells the truth, the other always lies, but the man does not know which one is which. The women have served him a pair of drinks, one of which contains a tasteless, odorless, but deadly poison, the other the cure for a fatal disease he has contracted. Before choosing which glass to drink, the man may ask one question of one of the women. Can you formulate a question that would guarantee the safety of the drink chosen?
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I put, Would you like a drink of my drink? but I mean I guess both ladies could turn it down and the guy would be screwed! So, any ideas?

2006-11-26 19:24:59 · 16 answers · asked by Nikki2 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If so, how old were you, why and how long did it last?

2006-11-26 19:24:35 · 31 answers · asked by ava c 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:24:05 · 26 answers · asked by dabuodah 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:23:34 · 15 answers · asked by ava c 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:23:12 · 8 answers · asked by Restless In The Corner 2 in Polls & Surveys

And how do you get along with them?

2006-11-26 19:22:23 · 19 answers · asked by ava c 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is it the person to whom this chore has been assigned ?

2006-11-26 19:21:34 · 19 answers · asked by Restless In The Corner 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:21:16 · 13 answers · asked by ava c 1 in Polls & Surveys

For example, I am like the mighty oak... ;-p

2006-11-26 19:19:12 · 14 answers · asked by Restless In The Corner 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not approving of what he did, it was most definitely wrong. What I'm thinking, though, is that he has apologized, but now they have this thing with him and Jesse Jackson agreeing he needs to seek help. What he said was undoubtedly unacceptable, but it's not like he was screaming "You'd better watch your back N-er, because I'm going to knife you went you aren't expecting it" or "n-ers like you are proof that the blacks should've never been freed from slavery!" People lose their anger all the time, and he wasn't violent. Whether he is racist or he just said what he did to hit a sensitive subject towards the heckler, he didn't threaten the guy's life. He's apologized, it needs to be left alone, now. (I bet if it had been a white heckler and a black stand-up, Jackson would've praised the guy for throwing racial slurs.)

Does anyone agree with me on this?

2006-11-26 19:19:10 · 13 answers · asked by Byte-Sized Cookie 7 in Celebrities

2006-11-26 19:18:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 19:18:43 · 6 answers · asked by syam 1 in Horoscopes

I don't know... Some people claim that if hearing jingle bells played in reverse, You could hear a demonic message.. I don't know.. I listen and didn''t hear anything.. Do you?

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/jingle_bells_reversed.shtml

2006-11-26 19:18:03 · 5 answers · asked by emanon 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 19:17:20 · 27 answers · asked by Restless In The Corner 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 19:15:51 · 11 answers · asked by romeo 1 in Celebrities

the movies about a couple who either lives forever or has different lives through centuries. I think it starts with them as cave people all the way up to the modern day. I don't think they get together untill the modern day. i can't get it off my mind til i know. it came out i guess in the 90s. Not Tuck Everlasting and not the movie that's coming out with Hugh Jackman. does ne1 know this movie??? what year it came out??

2006-11-26 19:15:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies