Entertainment & Music - 25 November 2006

The scene is set in a police training centre...

An Englishman Scottishman and Irishman lined up waiting to take the training test to become a police officer

"Now walk through that door and shoot the person inside" said the instructor

The englishman stepped up first.."easy!"

He walks through the door and sees his wife he holds up the gun
"OH I CANT DO IT!!!"

The scootish man takes his gun "ochh let me in!" he sees his wife
"occh neigh i cannut do it!"

Finally its the irishmans turn, he takes the gun shuts the door behind him

BANG BANG,... SMACK CRACK WHAM!!!

The irishman walked out...

"You gave me blanks so i had to smack the bi.tch to death with the chair instead!!!"

2006-11-25 09:10:07 · 17 answers · asked by foureyesslim 2 in Jokes & Riddles

want to be in your next life?

2006-11-25 09:10:05 · 15 answers · asked by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 in Polls & Surveys

Seriously ..... What do you think?

2006-11-25 09:10:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

when you're angry or happy?

2006-11-25 09:09:58 · 15 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:09:45 · 15 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:09:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

DAVE GROHL vs JOEY JORDISON
(foofighters) (slipknot)

or is there anyone that you think is way much better?

2006-11-25 09:09:30 · 21 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Music

2006-11-25 09:09:12 · 10 answers · asked by Eric 2 in Television

2006-11-25 09:08:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

wont you all send me 5 bucks so you'll be better off?

(I figger it works for those televangelists...)

2006-11-25 09:08:17 · 8 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

Which Comedy Movie do you think was the funnist movie of the year?

A) The Break Up(Jennifer Aniston)
B) You, Me & Dupree(Michael Douglas)
C) She's The Man(Amanda Bynes)
D) John Tucker Must Die(Ashanti)
E) Benchwarmers(David Spade)

2006-11-25 09:08:06 · 23 answers · asked by thinkpink4u101 2 in Movies

2006-11-25 09:07:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

People have been telling me lately that I walk with my head held high like a queen and I move my hips a lot. My friend said I walk like a priss.

Anyone eve told you that you have a different walk?

2006-11-25 09:07:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ur boat?

2006-11-25 09:07:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:06:58 · 7 answers · asked by fluent_c_libra 2 in Comics & Animation

10 points for most named
ie gunther from coffee house!

2006-11-25 09:06:34 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Television

lets say your 20 and you wanted to get married and their was the cutest guy you can possibly think of and looked exactly the same age as you meaning young like you and was hecka rich. if he wouldnt have told you, you would have never knew he was 40. would you have married him?

2006-11-25 09:06:32 · 14 answers · asked by Queen Of Persia 2 in Polls & Surveys

after asking the audience and taking 50/50 they decide to phone a friend."hello its chris tarrant and i've got david and victoria here they will ask you the question and hopefully your answer will get then £100 to start the game"

2006-11-25 09:05:51 · 16 answers · asked by peter.w 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Which type of music is your favorite, rap or rock, and why?

2006-11-25 09:05:12 · 21 answers · asked by Xxkekkei GenkaixX 4 in Music

2006-11-25 09:05:07 · 11 answers · asked by TaraKara3 2 in Celebrities

please name NEW songs

2006-11-25 09:04:22 · 7 answers · asked by xclusive_4xxx_u 4 in Music

Anybody got a birthday on 27th November?

Me too!

2006-11-25 09:04:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I've tried everything! Please help!!!! Serious answers only.

2006-11-25 09:03:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:03:37 · 4 answers · asked by felix c 1 in Music

In the interviews Gerard has said they have another video and single coming out, not Welcome to the Black Parade, but another song on the album. and the video was shot the day after Welcome to the Black Parade. Does anyone know what the song is and when the video might be airing?

2006-11-25 09:03:01 · 3 answers · asked by Taylor L 2 in Music

Ok so there are 3 girls, a burnett a red head and a blond. They all dicide to go on a hike together. After one mile the red head says
" Wait, I forgot something at the car. Let me go get it. " After a while the red head comes back with some water. The other girls ask why do you have water? The red head replies that way if we get thirsty we can have something to drink. They walk another mile and the burnett says wait I left somthing at the car let me go get it. She comes back with food. The other girls ask what are you doing with food? The burnett replies that way if we get hungrey we can have something to eat. After walking another mile the blond says I left something at the car let me go get it. They wait awile and then the blond comes back with the car door. The girls ask why do you have the car door? The blond replies, that way if we get hot we can roll down the window.

2006-11-25 09:02:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1) handcuffs
2) leather straps
3) whatever is handy

2006-11-25 09:02:44 · 14 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:02:06 · 17 answers · asked by Chris M 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for robots who play an important role in the movie...
Thx

2006-11-25 09:01:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

...Those girls who brag that they're related to or are friends with Miley Cyrus or Dylan Sprouse or any other Disney Channel brat out there??? Seriously, just because your best friend makes tons of money and is on the Disney Channel, DOESN'T mean you should go around bragging about it. If they knew you were doing that, they'd probably stop being friends with you. anybody else agree?

2006-11-25 09:01:43 · 9 answers · asked by Martha <3 3 in Music