The scene is set in a police training centre...
An Englishman Scottishman and Irishman lined up waiting to take the training test to become a police officer
"Now walk through that door and shoot the person inside" said the instructor
The englishman stepped up first.."easy!"
He walks through the door and sees his wife he holds up the gun
"OH I CANT DO IT!!!"
The scootish man takes his gun "ochh let me in!" he sees his wife
"occh neigh i cannut do it!"
Finally its the irishmans turn, he takes the gun shuts the door behind him
BANG BANG,... SMACK CRACK WHAM!!!
The irishman walked out...
"You gave me blanks so i had to smack the bi.tch to death with the chair instead!!!"
2006-11-25 09:10:07 · 17 answers · asked by foureyesslim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard this yesterday...2 men and a woman
Woman goes in last, does the same
MOTTO...Don't mess with women!!!
2006-11-25 09:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-13 02:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by balikos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Englishman Scotsman and Irishman go Parachuting.
The Irishman jumps first, parachute opens and he floats gently earthward.
The Scotsman jumps next, parachute opens and he floats gently earthward.
The Englishman Jumps last, pulls the string, the parachute doesn´t open!! he plummets towards the ground past the scotsman.
The scotsman:- "oh nae poor laddy"
Then he shoots past the Irishman
The Irishman:- "So its a race is it" and rips his parachute off.
2006-11-25 09:25:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ganymede 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
englishman irishman and scotsman in a car in the desert, suddenly it breaks down. the englishman says 'right , we have to make it 20 miles to the nearest village, we will have to take an part of the car each to help us survive the journey' the english man says' im going to take the radiator, its full of water and will help me survive' the scotsman says ' aye, i think ill be takin the boiler, full of water, and will help me survive'. the irishman says 'oh, im thinking ill be takin the car door' the other two said ' the car door?? why?'
the irishman replies, 'well if it gets hot i can wind the window down'
2006-11-25 09:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by ZappBranagan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok.... erm..... really not funny and when ever do Scottish people bray like horses? ~ quote "occh neigh i cannut do it!" We don't go 'neigh' we say 'nae' and we wouldn't say 'nae' in that instance also it's not 'cannut' it's 'cannae' It should actually read 'Och no, I cannae dae it!' There you are a short lesson in Scots slang 'fur ye.'
2006-11-25 09:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by DikiDoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny 7/10
2006-11-25 09:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love the Irish. LOL. I Know I Do.
2006-11-25 09:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard a good E,I &Sman joke for ages LMAO:o)
2006-11-25 09:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny, but the killjoy do-gooders would probably frown on this and say it was racially incorrect, but its good to see we can still laugh at ourselves ( I'm Scottish )
2006-11-25 09:18:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny and insulting too, a double whammy!
2006-11-25 09:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋