Entertainment & Music - 25 November 2006

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"

2006-11-25 09:37:12 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-25 09:37:02 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:36:59 · 16 answers · asked by twizzle 1 in Movies

Ok, on That's So Raven, her squeal used to be cute, and so did the oh snap thing. But now they are kind of outplaying it. She squeals and screams toooo much. No offense, but they shouldn't do it as much anymore. Is it just me, or do others see this?

2006-11-25 09:36:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-25 09:36:27 · 7 answers · asked by girlperson 2 in Television

1. Lean forward when driving down the highway, just so you can see a sign better.
2. Look at the clock, turn around, and when someone asks you what time it is two seconds later you say "I don't know"
3. Ask someone right next to you "Did you see that?" when you two are clearly watching the same thing.
4.Put something down and then a mintue later can't remember where you put it.
5. Look at your wrist for the time when you're not wearing a watch.
6. Search an entire room for something when it was in the first place you looked.
7. Use useless hand signals when talking to someone, when you have no idea what they stand for.
8. Say an obvious and annoying statement to someone when you know their reply already.
9. Ask "Can I ask you a question?" before asking the actually question.
10. Used the phrase "new and improved" not knowing what you actually means nor the difference.

2006-11-25 09:36:22 · 23 answers · asked by roseyroses14 6 in Polls & Surveys

show on NICK!?

2006-11-25 09:35:53 · 11 answers · asked by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 in Polls & Surveys

I looked up the hallmark channel directory..and nothing shows that MASH is on. Does anyone know why? Is the Hllmark channel discontinuing this show? If so, how do i PROTEST to this? It would not surprise me if this is so. Mash has released their season 11 dvd already. This might be a business decison to squeeze us people to BUY the dvd's. I am not happy at this. Are there die hard Mash fans out there who are wondering the same thing? If you are not serious MASH fans are attempting to answer this question or comment not knowing a thing about MASH...please do not respond. Serious MASH PEOPLE ONLY. No offense. It's a MASH thing!

2006-11-25 09:34:08 · 3 answers · asked by trapper 3 in Television

name" The Simpsons family"
10 points the first one who answers!!!

2006-11-25 09:33:52 · 9 answers · asked by Iram 2 in Television

2006-11-25 09:33:49 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:33:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I get a lot of answers and I know it is one of these people:

Madonna
Mariah Carey
Whitney Houston
Janet Jackson
Celine Dion

2006-11-25 09:33:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-25 09:33:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:32:37 · 16 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Theater?...
Stage production?...
Concert?...
Hotel/motel?...
Museum...
Art show?...
Hmmm...
C'mon and spill...

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-11-25 09:32:35 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

everyone is talking about it, is it a new anime show or something? please tell me. thanks!^^

2006-11-25 09:32:30 · 7 answers · asked by Uchiha Sasuke 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-25 09:32:28 · 16 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

My guardian angel, once careless and free,
flew into the clouds and lost touch with me.
Her tears were cold and wet, falling on my face.
Her smile had left us without a trace.

Her angelic lips quivered, frozen and scared,
I felt rain clouds visiting, and had to prepare.
I knew that angels, often content,
were very special presents that God had sent.

To see one so sad,
so afraid,
so alone,
had made me weep while the cold winds had blown.

Her wings lost feathers,
comforting and soft,
falling from the stars,
floating aloft.

Her pain was felt throughout the land,
to feel true misery is impossible to stand.
I prayed so that when her hurting stops,
I'll be able to taste the angel's teardrops.

2006-11-25 09:31:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what song title best describes your life right now? mine is "fully alive" by flyleaf or "don't panic" by coldplay.

2006-11-25 09:31:28 · 12 answers · asked by emo girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

like a puppet, with your strings pulled by someone else?

2006-11-25 09:31:07 · 22 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm the bad girl trying to be good..

2006-11-25 09:30:54 · 11 answers · asked by Ken and Wendy M 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:30:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

hi i have come into the possesion of 3 comics. 1 is the first addition buffy, 2 is the first addition of angel it has been signed by christopher golden and has a cewrtificate of authenticity, 3 is the second edition of angel. all 3 are sealed and i would love to know from any comic experts if they are worth any money. i know absolutly nothing and would love to know what has fallen in my lap

2006-11-25 09:30:24 · 4 answers · asked by mandy and steve 1 in Comics & Animation

what genres do you like in your own opinion please

2006-11-25 09:30:17 · 27 answers · asked by yukmouth 6 in Music

2006-11-25 09:30:11 · 4 answers · asked by felix c 1 in Music

♥

2006-11-25 09:30:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:29:37 · 16 answers · asked by ethan 1 in Polls & Surveys

FOR ME ME NOTHING FEELS BETTER,
THAN YOUR LIPS LOCKED WITH MINE,
MY HANDS LOST IN YOUR LONG DARK HAIR,
AND YOUR ARMS WRAPPED AROUND ME,
FOR ME THERE IS NO OTHER GIRL IN THE WORLD,
AND THERE NEVER WILL BE AS LONG AS I LIVE,
YOUR THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING,
AND THE REASON I AM STILL ALIVE,
FOR ME THERE IS NO WORLD WITHOUT YOU,
THERE IS NO HAPPINESS WITHOUT YOU,
THERE IS NOTHING WITHOUT YOU,
FOR ME.

THAT ONE SUCKS I KNOW...OH WELL, MAKE FUN OF ME

2006-11-25 09:29:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

die with someone you love with all your heart, knowing you'll always be together OR die with someone you totally hate knowing they're dead too. why?

yes i know it's an odd question. leave me alone. lol.

2006-11-25 09:29:12 · 17 answers · asked by echo 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-25 09:29:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles