A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
2006-11-25 09:37:12 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice i'm sure you've heard these but here I go:
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's rights
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who gives a ****, why's she out of the kitchen
What do you do when the dishwasher is broken?
You slap her
Yours was funny though
2006-11-25 09:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Predictable...
ok the truth is i saw the 4 letter words before I read the joke because they were in capitols and they drew my eye, and then I read the joke and knew the answer!! I'm so sorry!!
2006-11-25 17:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the other way round in my house hubby comes out in a rash and everything when them words are mentioned, but still funny hehehe
2006-11-25 17:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude. Not too funny. Maybe at a bar, at last call, but not this early in the day. lol!
2006-11-25 17:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by javaluv2002 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was funny.............. I don't like those 4 letter words either.
2006-11-25 17:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by avery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like those words either..lol
2006-11-25 17:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-11-25 17:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Gossip81 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was she doing away from the cooker?
2006-11-25 17:39:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I don't like them either!
2006-11-25 17:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, not funny
2006-11-25 17:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by brielle_92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋