after asking the audience and taking 50/50 they decide to phone a friend."hello its chris tarrant and i've got david and victoria here they will ask you the question and hopefully your answer will get then £100 to start the game"
2006-11-25 09:05:51 · 16 answers · asked by peter.w 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tee hee!!!
2006-11-25 09:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry the joke about Sven calling Beckham to answer his £1M question is so much funnier....here it is in all it's glory thank you girlie who posted it!
Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has
reached
the £1 million question.
Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and
remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your
time.
"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set? "
Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"
Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not
too sure.
I'll have to go 50-50."
"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're
left
with. 'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."
Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No,
Chris, I'm
still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."
So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.
"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."
So Tarrant phones David Beckham.
"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a
Millionaire'. I've
got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1
million.
The next voice you hear will be Sven's."
"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal
lives in
a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.
"You sure, son?" says Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."
"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a
badger.
"Final answer, Sven?"
"Final answer, Chris."
"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!" Cue wild
celebrations.
Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.
"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a
gamble
giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did
you know
that a badger lives in a sett?"
"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham,
"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
2006-11-29 04:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by MI5 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The question would be...
Ginger, Baby, Scary & Sporty were 4 of the 5 members of the Spice Girls. Name the 5th
A)Expressionless
B)Untalented
C)Dipshit
D)Posh
2006-11-25 09:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by Angela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the question was why did David launch the 'Beckham' brand of wrist-watches ?
Because they come in a posh box ......
2006-11-25 09:55:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weak
2006-11-25 09:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by strawman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so like whats the question?? lol I'm stumped
2006-11-25 09:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question was "What day is it today? They wasted all their life lines and they still didn't know. God help us.
2006-11-25 09:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah. maybe they would know the answer and would be more smart if they stopped obsessing over their tans, hair and bodies. oh, what is happening to hollywood???
2006-11-25 09:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by kendra w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one LOL
2006-11-25 09:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny lol
2006-11-25 09:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋