Three guys, an italian, a french and an english, talk about their sex experiences.
The italian says "Whena I finisha makinga luv to my girl I go downa anda tickle the backa of her kneesa, she floata 6 incha abova da beda in ecstasy!"
The french says "Zat is nothin, wen I finish wiv ze girl I kiss her body zen lick ze soles of ze feet, she floats 12 inch above ze bed in ecstasy!"
The english says "When I'm dun riding me bird, I get out of bed and wipe me knob on the curtains. She hits the fuckin roof!"
2006-11-18
03:44:03
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