Three guys, an italian, a french and an english, talk about their sex experiences.
The italian says "Whena I finisha makinga luv to my girl I go downa anda tickle the backa of her kneesa, she floata 6 incha abova da beda in ecstasy!"
The french says "Zat is nothin, wen I finish wiv ze girl I kiss her body zen lick ze soles of ze feet, she floats 12 inch above ze bed in ecstasy!"
The english says "When I'm dun riding me bird, I get out of bed and wipe me knob on the curtains. She hits the fuckin roof!"
2006-11-18 03:44:03 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too Funny.....my husband is a Limey............
He better not do that to my curtains!!!!!!!! I would hit the Fu%*&& roof too!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-18 03:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2006-11-18 03:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, horrible Italian stereotype, gah!! lol...who is this by the way and why did you answer a question about me and say that you love my Mustang?! I am so confused!!!
2006-11-18 08:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by ღღღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice - the jokes definitely better than most of the responses you're getting
2006-11-18 04:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha yes i like it
2006-11-18 03:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it is still funny lol.
2006-11-18 03:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have been just as funny without the F word.
2006-11-18 03:46:12 · answer #7 · answered by Sunnee 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellant joke keep them coming.
2006-11-18 04:03:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke the last line is the grabber of the whole joke
2006-11-18 03:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by slp9209 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny.
2006-11-18 04:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋