Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

Would you buy me a kitty?

2006-11-18 04:08:55 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or are you one of the crazy people who are buying a PS3 off of Ebay for $2,000?

2006-11-18 04:08:22 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there was this guy that went to a cathouse for sex. afterwards he said that he hadnt had sex with a woman for a long time as he just got out of prison. the lady replied i knew sometning was up when you ask me to just bend over but what really give it away was when you bent over in front of me and said your turn..!!!!

2006-11-18 04:07:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they
were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
The old man replied, "I thought so ... would you do me a favor ?? Stop throwing the peels out the window?
They're choking my ducks!"

2006-11-18 04:07:12 · 29 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Mmmm..........

2006-11-18 04:07:02 · 21 answers · asked by Sheldon 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 04:06:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I did when I was like 10-12 ..... then I moved to Cooltown

2006-11-18 04:06:37 · 21 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

There are just so many to choose from...which one was the absolute WORST?? (BTW, I watch them all. They're like car wrecks...I can't look away!)

2006-11-18 04:06:24 · 6 answers · asked by Rebecca 5 in Television

I was told once that if I stick it on a cd and send it to myslef, and do not open it - than that would work, and could be used in court to prove its mine. Is that true?

2006-11-18 04:06:20 · 7 answers · asked by mark_gg_daniels 4 in Music

an old man told his wife "lets be young agian"
and then the old lady asks "how"
"we will go to the park like we always do" he answers then the old lady says "okay"
he old man waited hours and hours. then he goes back to his house "why did'nt you come"
the old lady answers "momy did not let me"

2006-11-18 04:06:11 · 19 answers · asked by Aror 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 04:05:57 · 14 answers · asked by warpig 3 in Television

I'm sure that some singers lip-sing and actually don't even sing at all... like the amazing *cough cough*...

anyways how can you tell if someone is not a real singer and just lip-sings?

2006-11-18 04:05:18 · 4 answers · asked by silvs 5 in Music

i accidently ate my sisters gingerbread house!!!!! or nibbeled a lot of it.

2006-11-18 04:05:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he thinks he is ....also who would win in a fist fight chuck norris vs mr t ?lol also is michael jackso when push comes to shove a tough guy?? what would happen if the wako jacko started a fight with vandame ?

2006-11-18 04:03:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I woke up every 3 freakin hours.....

2006-11-18 04:03:54 · 28 answers · asked by Death Virus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 04:03:27 · 14 answers · asked by Sunshine Suzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

horse unique in the animal kingdom? It's the only animal in the world that has one prick underneath and one on top !!!!!!!

2006-11-18 04:02:33 · 13 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

until Robbie Williams gets caught in a public toilet before he comes out and admits he likes it up the dirtpipe?

2006-11-18 04:01:56 · 8 answers · asked by journey_to_uranus 2 in Celebrities

Are the answers that bad?

2006-11-18 04:01:52 · 4 answers · asked by Chief Slapaho 2 in Polls & Surveys

r&b singer of the 80s

2006-11-18 04:00:08 · 1 answers · asked by milissa j 1 in Music

...that was played on the TV-Show "Ghost Whisperer", season 2, episode 9? The episode was called: "The Curse Of The Ninth".

Here are some of the lyrics that i do remember:

"Dont lie and say that its ok
its alright if theres nothing more to say
so im running away
im leaving this place
yeah, im running away
im running away
im faster than you can follow me
from this lonely place
farther than you can find me
im leaving
yeah im leaving today"

I´ve tried searching in google, but i wasnt able to find it. I´d really appreciate any help you could give me. =)

2006-11-18 03:59:29 · 2 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Television

2006-11-18 03:58:22 · 6 answers · asked by firedragon13069 1 in Movies

Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers
from the night before.
"I entertained a cowboy last night", says the first.
"How did you know he was a cowboy?", asks the second.
"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were together."
"Sounds like a cowboy, all right." the others say.
"I entertained a lawyer," announces the second. "I could tell
because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time."
They agree he sounded like a lawyer.
"I had a dirt farmer for a client," comments the third.
"How could you possibly know he was a dirt farmer?" she is asked.
"First he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."

2006-11-18 03:57:59 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Selling copies of his deceased wifes autopsy report,the Fox interview,the book.

2006-11-18 03:55:38 · 21 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

RIP Bo Schembechler

2006-11-18 03:54:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

about a son killed in a war &he took in his granson to raise

2006-11-18 03:54:45 · 4 answers · asked by hadavis73 1 in Movies

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything!!!"

He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Yes,... Anything!" His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

2006-11-18 03:54:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if so, how?

2006-11-18 03:54:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

......who doesn't even know the difference between fun and serious?

2006-11-18 03:53:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jmmy is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Jimmy just dates and dates.

Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Jimmy replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?"

Many weeks go by and again Jimmy and his friend get together. "So, Jimmy, did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just like your mother?"

Jimmy shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like mom. My mother loved her, they quickly became friends."

"Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

"I'm afraid not, my father can't stand her!"

2006-11-18 03:53:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles