A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they
were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
The old man replied, "I thought so ... would you do me a favor ?? Stop throwing the peels out the window?
They're choking my ducks!"
2006-11-18 04:07:12 · 29 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG PD your a badden lmao man
2006-11-18 04:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it, LOL!
here's a similar one:
Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
2006-11-18 04:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by Drowned in English! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awsome
2006-11-18 04:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ayyooo. Indha mari joke la soli arrukadha. You can understand my before sentence if you know tamil.
2006-11-18 23:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Meera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
7/10
2006-11-23 00:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by ramon_zrt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha never heard this one before
2006-11-18 14:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and you know how to recycle a condom? turn it inside out and shake the F**K out of it
2006-11-18 04:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah somewhat Good
2006-11-18 04:17:30 · answer #8 · answered by Ramasubramanian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-21 23:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny.
poor ducks how many condoms they eat?
2006-11-18 09:33:08 · answer #10 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋