Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers
from the night before.
"I entertained a cowboy last night", says the first.
"How did you know he was a cowboy?", asks the second.
"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were together."
"Sounds like a cowboy, all right." the others say.
"I entertained a lawyer," announces the second. "I could tell
because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time."
They agree he sounded like a lawyer.
"I had a dirt farmer for a client," comments the third.
"How could you possibly know he was a dirt farmer?" she is asked.
"First he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."
2006-11-18 03:57:59 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mwahhaha...g'morning sire...thx..:-)
2006-11-18 04:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 07:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Good way to start the morning.
2006-11-18 04:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who could make love in that kind of weather?
2006-11-18 04:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Youv'e done it again. lol
2006-11-22 08:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are questions not perverted joke sections
2006-11-18 04:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by skull-rider 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol good one.
2006-11-18 05:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-11-18 04:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by robin97 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please more !!!I like that crazy stuff... Aaron.
2006-11-18 04:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2006-11-18 04:33:52 · answer #10 · answered by firefly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋