Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY: One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed: "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!!!!!!!! HA HA!

2006-11-18 12:25:00 · 23 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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god please send me $100. is this funny?

There was a little boy who prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100. When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if that worked.

The post office received the letter addressed to "GOD, USA." They decided that it would be best to just forward the letter to President Clinton. The president read the letter and thought it was cute, so he asked his secretary to send the boy $5, thinking the boy would think that was a lot of money for a little boy.

When the boy got the letter, he was so excited that he sat down immediately to write a thank-you letter. "Dear God," he wrote, "Thank you very much for the money you sent. I suppose it is to be expected, but I thought you should know that when you sent it through Washington, D.C., the stinkers deducted $95."

2006-11-18 12:24:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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If YOU WALKED WITH a LIMP...WOULDN'T it BE BETTER if YOU TOOK?

the stone out of your shoe?.......problem solved!!!

2006-11-18 12:24:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Bono is at it again-bless him?

Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the
microphone..."Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front of the audience pierces the silence..."F**kin stop doing it then!"

2006-11-18 12:24:26 · 10 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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What can u do with a drunken sailor?

I certainly would have no desire to do anything with a drunken sailor..................but what could be done with one?????

2006-11-18 12:24:24 · 6 answers · asked by The Original Ma$e 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Hi, Is there anyone still making Christmas decorations, like we had all them years ago. like Paul Jones etc?

2006-11-18 12:23:44 · 6 answers · asked by richardsdarran 1 in Polls & Surveys

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what does amv mean?

I see it all the time on youtube

2006-11-18 12:23:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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fruits basket?

in the manga fruits basket, does kyo really end up with Tohru? does Yuki really get a girlfriend?

2006-11-18 12:23:35 · 5 answers · asked by Tally-wa 1 in Comics & Animation

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whats your favourit song?

2006-11-18 12:23:33 · 23 answers · asked by Dan Ln 3 in Music

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Have you ever tried to be someone you're not just to be popular?

I did in 7th grade... I was really unhappy... I was able to grow from it and stop myself from doing it in the future... now, I'm me and I love it! LOL... well, good night! :-)

2006-11-18 12:23:15 · 12 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever been with someone and constantly asked yourself....?

why someone so attractive/smart/etc. would be interested in you?

2006-11-18 12:22:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which celeb would you like to a) shop with b) sleep with c) just hang out with?

2006-11-18 12:22:46 · 17 answers · asked by Punky 1 in Celebrities

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When will the movie Zoom be available on DVD?

How can I find out when the film Zoom will be available on DVD? Thanks.

2006-11-18 12:22:16 · 2 answers · asked by Clara 1 in Movies

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What are you going to do tonight?

2006-11-18 12:22:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you up for a cute joke?

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole
hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the
air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air
and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole
to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is....

Scroll down......
Get ready.....

Are you sure you're ready?

MOLASSES!

2006-11-18 12:21:56 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Answer this Rock Trivia question.?

Who sang the song with these lyrics? What is the title and what year was it release?

"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood."

2006-11-18 12:21:51 · 10 answers · asked by godsgirl 4 in Music

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