PREGNANT TURKEY STORY: One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed: "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!!!!!!!! HA HA!
2006-11-18 12:25:00 · 23 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm definitely gonna get my sister this Christmas!!!!!! That was too funny..
2006-11-18 12:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Shell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOO that was soooo funny!!!
i absolutely loved it...from 1-10...its an 8 or 9
thanks so much for the laugh
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2006-11-18 20:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2006-11-19 00:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Deleted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was horrible, but like so totally funny. I should try doing that to my mom.
2006-11-18 20:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story!!! I laughed out loud! I'm going to have to try that on my gullible niece!
2006-11-18 20:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by i have no idea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harsh, but funny!! Your mom must be very intelligent to think of that, he he he..
Maybe I should do that to my friend..
Hmmm...
2006-11-18 20:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by GONE. Bye =D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its old, sorry. Ive already seen this one. Just being honest.
2006-11-18 20:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by *COCO* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me? This is older than I am, and I'm as old as dust!!!
2006-11-18 21:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by midge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is pretty funny. however, i heard that on Bob and Tom
2006-11-18 21:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Smith Jerrod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. great :) .... must remember that one for my gullible sister.. hehe
2006-11-18 20:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by Pattycakes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋