Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

There was a guy walking through the store pushing a shoping cart. I heard him calling Crisco! Crisco!!

So being the ever helping clerk I walk up to the man and say " sir Crisco is on aile number five."

He looks at me and says I think you have misunderstood me. " I am looking for my wife."

I say " You'r wife's name is Crisco?"

He says," No!! She just doesn't like it when I call her lard*ss in public".

2006-11-17 13:10:09 · 8 answers · asked by Jackie G 3 in Jokes & Riddles

chocked to death because no one really believes they are choking?

2006-11-17 13:09:33 · 16 answers · asked by LilRed 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 13:09:08 · 10 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 13:09:08 · 8 answers · asked by itsjustme 7 in Television

My greate aunt and uncle came up with this. they lived in cali when the governator first took office and they moved here to southern oregon because of him.

2006-11-17 13:08:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and just what were you caught doing?

2006-11-17 13:06:52 · 20 answers · asked by LilRed 2 in Polls & Surveys

which do you like better?

2006-11-17 13:06:43 · 12 answers · asked by Eastpack69 3 in Movies

WE SAW A PIC BUT WE DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS NICKY!!!!!!

2006-11-17 13:06:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-17 13:06:17 · 12 answers · asked by forest lover 2 in Other - Entertainment

grandma circlometry just isnt doing it anymore

2006-11-17 13:06:06 · 20 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

thanksgiving??

2006-11-17 13:05:44 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Excuse my language, but damn!!! I watched "Spouse Swap" on tv because my mom made me get off, and I was addicted. I kept on thinking, "How? Why? What?" as I watched it. I just couldn't believe-- didn't want to believe-- my eyes because what I was seeing was so disturbing.
However, it made me definitely appreciate the simple things in my life more! :-)

2006-11-17 13:05:07 · 20 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 13:04:35 · 16 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

Chris Farley or Morgan Freeman..cant imagine them doing "sweet transvestite"

2006-11-17 13:04:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Does anyone know the title of Evanescence's new cd?

2006-11-17 13:01:48 · 10 answers · asked by Casandra 2 in Music

How do you make your eyeballs point downward while having your eyes wide open (like the girl in the e-mail you get from Yahoo answers when you have received an answeer to your question). Can anyone explain exactly how?
I have tried to look far down, but then my eyelids just partly close so you cannot see the eyeballs.

2006-11-17 13:00:50 · 3 answers · asked by First L 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-17 13:00:49 · 35 answers · asked by tdakpj 3 in Polls & Surveys

I just noticed that I have it and I've seen it in other guys too...

2006-11-17 12:59:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a crooked straight line???

2006-11-17 12:59:37 · 11 answers · asked by lize 4 in Polls & Surveys

i can't think of any new songs and am bored of the ones i got if you could help me with hip hop/ rap songs it would be great

2006-11-17 12:59:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-17 12:59:24 · 16 answers · asked by someone ? 1 in Movies

do you wear a fleece garment.

2006-11-17 12:59:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it's one of the best television shows of all time! The writing , acting, direction, special effects are as good as or better than most movies out these days.

2006-11-17 12:58:34 · 8 answers · asked by St.Anger 4 in Television

i went 4/20

2006-11-17 12:58:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

who thinks Willow and Stephanie are the ugliest girls on days of our lives? I love days of our lives and defintely think they could of found better looking people and i loved the old shawn, not the new one. Also...when victor keeps bringing claire into the room of his house where the bandage guy is...is that suppose to be phillip?

2006-11-17 12:57:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

This is a survey.

2006-11-17 12:57:17 · 22 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 12:57:10 · 11 answers · asked by No Picture 1 in Polls & Surveys

* which one is your favorite?

2006-11-17 12:56:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 12:56:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 12:56:23 · 19 answers · asked by tdakpj 3 in Polls & Surveys