There was a guy walking through the store pushing a shoping cart. I heard him calling Crisco! Crisco!!
So being the ever helping clerk I walk up to the man and say " sir Crisco is on aile number five."
He looks at me and says I think you have misunderstood me. " I am looking for my wife."
I say " You'r wife's name is Crisco?"
He says," No!! She just doesn't like it when I call her lard*ss in public".
2006-11-17 13:10:09 · 8 answers · asked by Jackie G 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks! The wife loved it too.
2006-11-17 13:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by St.Anger 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny and bet he had a wife beater tee-shirt on and a mouth full of tobacco
2006-11-17 13:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by canuticklemepink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww that's meann. I didn' t like ittt, not too funny. I kinda saw it coming. Sorrryyy =[ A+ for effort.
2006-11-17 13:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess that is better then being called "Blue Bonnet".
2006-11-17 13:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
someone once said to my girlfriend where did crsco when she said what the other person said he's fat in the can
2006-11-17 13:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg that's horrible but funny!! :D
2006-11-17 13:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i love it. well told.
2006-11-17 13:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh-ho, that's good...and neither do I!!
2006-11-17 13:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by chikensnsausages 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋