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grandma circlometry just isnt doing it anymore

2006-11-17 13:06:06 · 20 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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It does wonders for our crops. You just have to sacrifice the right things. I would try whippersnappers in short shorts. If that doesn't work, try platypus. You should be wrestling with grandma before your zebra can say, "Hand me another beaver."

2006-11-18 00:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by Queen of the Wicker People 2 · 1 1

Yes, by all means sacrifice her. Take her to the top of the Pyramid of the Sun, just outside Mexico City. It will be easy to dupe her into believing it is the vacation of a lifetime. Then when you get her there, whip out your obsidian blade and cut out her heart. Here's the tricky part, you've got to eat it while it's still beating. Dump the body in one of the sacrificial wells nearby and then tell the cab driver to take you to a Casa de Sita. One of the young girls there will make you forget that you ever met your wife.

2006-11-18 05:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, you can start with the kids. I'm always good for servicing old guys but it comes at a cost of 250 dollars. More if you lose control of your urine or have an unexpected bowel movement.

I wonder how many thumbs down I'll get from people who don't know if I'm joking or not..

2006-11-17 13:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by Alana B 5 · 1 0

It's worth a try, as long as no animals will get hurt in the making of your ritual sacrifice.

2006-11-18 14:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

In Judaism, God made the youngsters of Israel supply an animal as a sacrifice to atone and pay for the guy who sinned. So if I sinned, i might supply a lamb to pay for my sins. In Christianity, (which comes from Judaism traditionally) there is not any sacrifice, with the aid of fact Jesus Christ got here with the aid of fact the main suitable sacrifice and died for mankind's sins as quickly as and for all. As a Christian, i do no longer might desire to grant any further animals; i might desire to settle for Jesus' sacrifice for my sins.

2016-10-04 02:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by vishvanath 4 · 0 0

Sounds goods, show her your depth for circles and spin her right round, baby, right round like a record, baby. That sounds like a good ritual.

2006-11-18 12:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by JustJane 6 · 1 0

Well, it's common knowledge that ritual sacrifices will spice up just about anything. ;)

2006-11-17 13:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by hmbn 4 · 1 0

Try Spanish fly.

2006-11-17 13:08:50 · answer #8 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0 0

Aw, give her some hormone injections! Then you'll be the one who needs Viagra to keep up... :-)

2006-11-17 13:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by misery 7 · 0 0

yes It duse varey much.
if youd like eney pointers just let me know

2006-11-17 13:08:55 · answer #10 · answered by loboe27 4 · 0 0

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