Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2006

2006-11-15 18:32:04 · 16 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-15 18:32:01 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, what do you hope to find out?

2006-11-15 18:31:31 · 12 answers · asked by Michelle F 3 in Television

(On a lighter note, the following story is a montage of several of the urban
myths currently floating around cyberspace. This anonymous email is being
passed around under the heading, "It Must be True, I Saw it on the Internet.")

I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to
me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact
that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend
whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a
rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as
everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which
is why the government made them change their name to KFC).

Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his
bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got out
of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN.He saw a note on his
mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone because it
was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that
would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!"

He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who
was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the
computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie
recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true - I read it all last
week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a
free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.)

The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing
kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which
unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy's
expense. Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an
HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said,
"Welcome to the world of AIDS."

Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital - the one where that
little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for
everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society
has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two
e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an angel
(if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you will have good
luck but for only 10 people you will only have OK luck and if you send it to
fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).

So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the
way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he
flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.

Send THIS to all the friends who send you their mail and you will receive 4
green M&Ms -- if you don't, the owner of Proctor and Gamble will report you
to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck: you will get sick
from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, your spouse will develop a
skin rash from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your
arms, and the U.S. government will put a tax on your e-mails forever.

I know this is all true 'cause I read it on the Internet.

Author unknown
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2006-11-15 18:30:34 · 7 answers · asked by spikes g 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-15 18:30:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-15 18:29:47 · 27 answers · asked by tiff 5 in Polls & Surveys

I like my grey smiley face, this new avatar is just ridiculous though.

Whose the jackoff who has the avatar that's just a white box saying "all the avatars are gay"? He may be right after all.

2006-11-15 18:29:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love that bob barker vs. Adam sandler scene...its a classic!!!!!

2006-11-15 18:28:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-15 18:27:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and being caught by that man's girlfriend but the mistress trying to convince her lover that she is the one the that understands him. loves him, satisfys him better than his girl, etc etc etc?

2006-11-15 18:26:58 · 5 answers · asked by m_harvery 3 in Music

All i'm saying is what is the biggest question you wanna ask him?

2006-11-15 18:26:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Anybody who knows of a website i can get the artist & title of a song just by entering some of ther lyrics i know

2006-11-15 18:25:55 · 4 answers · asked by smsclubkenya 2 in Music

2006-11-15 18:25:41 · 15 answers · asked by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 in Polls & Surveys

All they had to do was marry a few months ago and their lovely child who is going to be a lovely adult won't hate the two of them for their selfishness. When she is able to fully understand what her parents did to her legacy, she is not going to be a happy camper like so many of her Hollywood contemporaries. When will these parents learn?

http://societyofbastards.org

http://oneminutemarriage.us

2006-11-15 18:25:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

WHY ARE SHOWS LIKE "LOST" ALREADY ENDING THIER SEASONS AFTER A LONG SUMMER OFF? IT'S NOT FAIR TO VIEWERS WHO WAIT ALL SUMMER TO WATCH A SERIES JUST TO HAVE THE SEASON END AFTER A MONTH. REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD WATCH A SHOW ALL SEASON AND ONLY HAVE A FEW REPEATS? I UNDERSTAND NRE SHOWS THAT DON'T KNOW IF THEY MIGHT BE PICKED UP OR NOT, BUT COME ON NOW, THIS IS JUST RUDE...

2006-11-15 18:23:18 · 8 answers · asked by hunter98338 1 in Television

2006-11-15 18:22:36 · 8 answers · asked by Landon 3 in Other - Entertainment

the other night and charlie was at the counter talking to someone on the phone , but i could see behind him that his frying pan had caught alight , so i shouted , Oih ! he said , ahh how you know my name , i said never mind that mate your frying pans alight , he said what you mean , i said it's alight burning , he said , me not know what you mean , i said , Wok ! Wok ! he said , ahh me get it now , --------who's there !!

2006-11-15 18:22:04 · 12 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Like Kev. Federline.Everyone accused him of riding coattails. Why can't women be called that too?

2006-11-15 18:21:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-15 18:20:59 · 4 answers · asked by miszhani 1 in Music

Are you jealous of Jesse Metcalfe?

2006-11-15 18:19:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-15 18:19:01 · 8 answers · asked by rocky_4girls 1 in Movies

it's personal communication, isn't it? i'm mad because i've received a violation notice for answering to a joke with 'lol'!!! i know 'lol' isn't a smiley.

2006-11-15 18:18:34 · 11 answers · asked by **** if i know 7 in Polls & Surveys

Is there a celebrity that you long for? Only one celebrity per answer please. No common celebrities please.

My odd celebrity crush is Moon Unit Zappa.... she's so strange it excites me.

2006-11-15 18:18:07 · 31 answers · asked by Zloar 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-15 18:17:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-15 18:17:08 · 2 answers · asked by Goose 2 in Television

Or do you think they are made that way by horrible neglect and/or abuse?

Or are they born with a propensity to evil and any little thing can push them that way?

2006-11-15 18:16:46 · 26 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need to download "till my heartaches end" by carol banawa. i hav limewire but it didnt have it. u can give me links. thank you!!!

2006-11-15 18:16:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-15 18:12:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

To keep the flour clean?

2006-11-15 18:12:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I started watching Angel a short time ago on TNT. They have showed an episode or rather storyline a few times now but for some reason I keep missing it. Can someone tell me where the Black lady (I think they said her name was Jasmine), came from and why everyone was trying to worship her? Why did the guy's face melt where she touched him and why is it that Fred could see something different when no one else could? And the last question is how did things end?

2006-11-15 18:11:47 · 2 answers · asked by WillLynn 1 6 in Television