Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

A chauffeur
A maid
A nanny

2006-11-14 12:16:43 · 26 answers · asked by selfchecku 2 in Polls & Surveys

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed. Just a moment later, two Military Police Officers came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"

The nun, pointing to her left, replied "He went that way."

After the Officer's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq and join in the war."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....you see, I don't want to go to Iraq either…"

2006-11-14 12:16:42 · 24 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace the aging doctor there. The older doctor suggested that the younger doctor accompany him as he made his house calls so that the people of the community could become accustomed to him.


At the first house they visited, the younger doctor listened intently as the older doctor and an older lady discussed the weather, their grandchildren and the latest church bulletin.

After some time, the older doctor asked his patient how she had been feeling.

"I`ve been a little sick to my stomach," she replied.

"Well," said the older physician, "you`ve probably been over doing it a bit with the fresh fruit. Why don`t you cut back on the amount of fresh fruit you eat and see if that helps."

As they left the house, the younger doctor asked how the older doctor had reached his diagnosis so quickly.

"You didn't even examine that woman," the younger doctor stated.

"I didn't have to," the elder physician explain. "You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there. Well when I bent over to pick it up, I looked around and noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash can. That is probably what has been making her ill."

"That's pretty sneaky," commented the younger doctor. "Do you mind if I try it at the next house?"

"I don't suppose it could hurt anything," the elder physician replied.

At the next house, the two doctors visited with an elderly widow. They spent several minutes discussing the weather and grandchildren and the latest church bulletin. After several minutes, the younger doctor asked the widow how she had been feeling lately.

"I've felt terribly run down lately," the widow replied. "I just don`t have as much energy as I used to."

"You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor suggested without even examining his patient. "Perhaps you should ease up a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder physician said, "Your diagnosis is probably right, but do you mind telling me how you came to that conclusion?"

"Sure," replied the younger doctor. "Just like you, I dropped my stethoscope on the floor. When I bent down to pick it up, I looked around and there was the preacher hiding under the bed!"

2006-11-14 12:16:40 · 8 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Or is it just plain offensive?

2006-11-14 12:16:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any genre w/ 16 and 17 year olds

2006-11-14 12:16:15 · 6 answers · asked by Allison 2 in Movies

Do you feel this way sometimes

2006-11-14 12:16:09 · 15 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 12:15:45 · 24 answers · asked by johnny 1 in Jokes & Riddles

im on my sisters yahoo email im not my big sister

2006-11-14 12:14:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i saw it and it was funny. good movie.

2006-11-14 12:14:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-14 12:14:12 · 18 answers · asked by selfchecku 2 in Polls & Surveys

my music is all original, composed & produced by me & my guitar.

2006-11-14 12:14:01 · 3 answers · asked by jennygtr 1 in Music

then immediately drop it back on the plate? Or do you wait awhile?

2006-11-14 12:13:59 · 12 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 12:13:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 12:11:57 · 6 answers · asked by mishakatrina 2 in Movies

2006-11-14 12:11:02 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 12:11:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think both need some serious therapy!!!!

2006-11-14 12:10:57 · 11 answers · asked by TrixR4KidZ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 12:10:17 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I DONT


KID ROCK IS BEST IN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-14 12:10:05 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so, what is your favorite song?

2006-11-14 12:10:00 · 13 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Music

Is it just me or is myspace acting slow as ****?!

2006-11-14 12:09:29 · 13 answers · asked by tell it like it is 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking to get some magazines in Italian such as GQ, but have not found any store where they sell them. Does anyone know where I can find some? Maybe an internet store or any store located in Los Angeles or the US? Thanks

2006-11-14 12:09:23 · 3 answers · asked by gabriel t 2 in Magazines

There is one story where he and meryl meet up and he's homeless, he goes to stay with meryl and she finds him in the bath crying or something like that.....

2006-11-14 12:08:45 · 2 answers · asked by Ali 1 in Comics & Animation

Why yahoo why?

2006-11-14 12:08:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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2006-11-14 12:08:38 · 25 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 12:07:42 · 20 answers · asked by selfchecku 2 in Polls & Surveys

are you guys happy
or sad come on be honst

2006-11-14 12:07:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-14 12:06:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

don't lie. you know you have one :)
mines Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.

2006-11-14 12:06:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I used to, it I wanted something from my boyfriend

2006-11-14 12:06:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys