A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
The nun agreed. Just a moment later, two Military Police Officers came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
The nun, pointing to her left, replied "He went that way."
After the Officer's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq and join in the war."
The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....you see, I don't want to go to Iraq either…"
2006-11-14 12:16:42 · 24 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one... 9.5 out of 10
2006-11-14 12:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 10:13:48 · answer #2 · answered by idaline 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO That Was Awesome ^_^ 10 out of 10
2006-11-14 12:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see that one coming, not unlike the guy hiding under the habit, hee hee! That was fantastic! Thanks for the giggles just before I sign off to go to bed!
2006-11-14 13:07:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one keep them coming love to read
2006-11-14 15:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so much. Keep them coming.
2006-11-14 12:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good - didn't see that coming.
Keep up the good work.
2006-11-14 12:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-14 21:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I liked it! Sara.
2006-11-14 12:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by * Wishfulthinker * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2006-11-14 12:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋