Entertainment & Music - 9 November 2006

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."


had you thinking wicked for a minute hahaha

2006-11-09 07:35:04 · 23 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-09 07:34:58 · 6 answers · asked by David H 6 in Celebrities

my fave is ashley parker angel and chad michacel murray

2006-11-09 07:34:52 · 12 answers · asked by ~HOTTIE~ 2 in Celebrities

concert? Did you see it in person? On TV? I'm just wondering because I'm about to go see INXS in about a half an hour...Thanks!
Have a fabulous night!

2006-11-09 07:33:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 07:32:45 · 8 answers · asked by L.R.O. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-09 07:32:14 · 15 answers · asked by donuthole675 2 in Music

Specifically, sketch called "The Incredible Bullshitting Man"? Yes I know I may be one and there are dozens on here, but really asking.

Thanks in advance

2006-11-09 07:31:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I just saw this movie on Lifetime. She is playing the mother to a six year old! She looks like she is about 65! What?

2006-11-09 07:30:57 · 9 answers · asked by Amy L 3 in Celebrities

The one with the waggely tail.

2006-11-09 07:30:50 · 26 answers · asked by Mike A 2 in Jokes & Riddles

One morning a whale was out for his constitutional swim when he heard a terrible racket going on,he looked around and spotted a Squid holding his stomach and moaning i'm dying. the whale hushes him up and said I'll take you to hospital, picks him up in his mouth and swims off. About a mile further on he spots another whale and calls out hi! mate here's that sick squid I owe you

2006-11-09 07:29:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"Black men boast that they look after their children, you ignorant M**therF88ker......you're supose too"

What DVD is that from?

2006-11-09 07:29:38 · 3 answers · asked by Andy K 2 in Celebrities

it's just something i always heard. my aries friend used to go out with a cap and now she totally hates him cuz he would frustrate her when they were together.

2006-11-09 07:29:35 · 16 answers · asked by chica™ 3 in Horoscopes

One said "my daddy smokes and can blow smoke rings." The socond said. "well my daddy smokes and can blow smoke out his ears". Not to be outdone the third one says. "my dad can blow smoke out his ***"! Have you actualy seen him do that ? Asked his friends." N ot exactly , but ive seen the tobacco stains on his underpants

2006-11-09 07:29:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-09 07:29:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hope Melrose wins, but i want to know who you think should win!!

2006-11-09 07:28:54 · 10 answers · asked by mrs.bloom 2 in Television

My friends son is stuck in county for 30 days and is bored out of his mind. Hoping to find some good ones to make him smile and take his mind off that nasty place for awhile. thanks for you're help

2006-11-09 07:28:34 · 6 answers · asked by dreamteam 2 in Jokes & Riddles

this chick needs a roommate and she ends up having this girl move in with her, and the girl ends up being crazy. She tries to be just like the girl who needed the room mate. She cuts her hair just like her and ends up tring to steal the girls boyfriend. The guy says no so she puts the heel of her shoe in his head. What is the movie? It's not fatal attraction or basic instinct but something like that.

2006-11-09 07:28:26 · 6 answers · asked by katie h 1 in Celebrities

I bet some don't take direction well

2006-11-09 07:27:58 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Is it possible for one to overdose on Chocolate? What would the symptoms be for a Chocolate overdose?
2. Is there a 12-step program for Chocolate addicts?

Thank you for your help. More chocolate for you.

2006-11-09 07:27:00 · 18 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Before this movie came out I never sat down to watch the Ali G show, but now I'm hooked and I DVR all the reruns on HBO. That dude is mad funny!!! LOL

2006-11-09 07:26:57 · 10 answers · asked by AL IS ON VACATION AND HAS NO PIC 5 in Movies

"He built this great empire, and slaughtered his own kind, and he died of conusement and killed himself with his own mind"

2006-11-09 07:26:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-09 07:26:07 · 1 answers · asked by crafty1980 1 in Other - Entertainment

career going to go? I mean what is she going to sing about? Changing diapers...being a single mom? I think that her career is done for! She should now try out acting, because as an entertainer she doesn't have much to work with. Look at Madonna, she waited 'till she was done for to have kids, and now she boringly sings about crazy stuff! But at least she waited 'till she had enough money to do waste her life away. What do y'all think?

2006-11-09 07:24:52 · 9 answers · asked by Naty 2 in Celebrities

Has anyone hear dht song Tu Amor by RBD? Anywayts what does it mean

2006-11-09 07:23:26 · 5 answers · asked by Ben F. 3 in Music

Which 3 characters Cheech Marin played, in 'From Dusk til Dawn'?

First correct answer gets the points!!

2006-11-09 07:22:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Doctor dave had slept with one of his patients & felt really guilty, no matter how much he tried to forget the sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but very once in a while he would hear a reassuring inner voice say

"Dave don't worry about it you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, you wont be the last, you are single, just let it go"

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering

"Dave your a fooking vet"

2006-11-09 07:22:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have an Ibannez RG model electric guitar. When I changed the strings, I noticed that the 1st string wasn't emitting any sound when plugged into the amp after the 6th fret. Is this due to the string or what? Should I go take it to a guitar shop and have it looked at? All the other strings play just fine. Thanks for any advice!

2006-11-09 07:22:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-09 07:22:33 · 3 answers · asked by kipper 1 in Music

Cracked you up?

2006-11-09 07:22:17 · 32 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I love both the Martin shows (the early one's) and the Seinfield show. Both Sheneneh and Kramer characters are funny as hell. Who do you think is funnier...and why?

2006-11-09 07:21:39 · 5 answers · asked by oaparicio2003 3 in Television