For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
had you thinking wicked for a minute hahaha
2006-11-09 07:35:04 · 23 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
revenge is good but you can over due it!
2006-11-09 07:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by a different kind of gurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Revenge is a dish appropriate served chilly. properly, that's amazingly chilly in area." -Kahn, celebrity Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn. easily dazzling action picture. besides. in my opinion, I truthfully have not something specially that i desire revenge for. i think of that the appropriate i will do is to take over the international and deal out justice to incorrect-doers. Now that's exciting. Edit: Wow, ok. what's with this Wing situation?
2016-10-21 13:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2006-11-09 07:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by red skorpion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awhh.. wonder if the pigeons continued doing that to the statues after those 30 minutes.. lol
2006-11-09 08:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful you did have me thinking wicked for a minute.
2006-11-09 08:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Good for you to think about this joke.
2006-11-09 07:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh ha ha ha. That;s great! Stupid pigeons; i hope they got him for poo'ing on my clean truck too.
2006-11-09 07:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-09 07:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by Haja F. Baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-09 08:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by daddeyzgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha thats funny
2006-11-09 07:41:07 · answer #10 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋