Entertainment & Music - 9 November 2006

mick keef bill charlie ronnie and brian(rip) nobodycomes anywhere near the stones ,befor you answer listen to TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE and then listen to it again,you will soon see what i mean,any doubters out there,test the water,the stones have laid,tred deep my friend tred deep,and you will find there1s not another ,band of its kind

2006-11-09 08:03:13 · 13 answers · asked by ROBERT T 1 in Music

2006-11-09 08:03:00 · 18 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

on jepordy they will put a ? and then risk like all of there money.
(Example)
What is
?
$1,000
if 1,000 is all they have , why do they risk it if they don`t know the question?

2006-11-09 08:02:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-09 08:02:41 · 5 answers · asked by tandgtalbot 1 in Celebrities

Would the news bring more support to Antony?
or
People will vote for him but they may not buy his songs?
or
not many YOUNG girls and boys will follow Antony!

2006-11-09 08:02:28 · 10 answers · asked by Vig 2 in Television

Most common are Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, and Dave Matthews Band

2006-11-09 08:01:43 · 13 answers · asked by Beck 2 in Music

Let's face it, life has a pretty cruel punchline

2006-11-09 08:01:36 · 39 answers · asked by Snowth 4 in Polls & Surveys

FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director.

TO: All Employees DATE: 4th November RE: Christmas Party.



I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take
place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks!

We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...please feel free
to sing along. And don't be surprised if the MD shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00p.m.. Exchange of
gifts among employees can be done at that time, however, no gift
should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! The MD will make a special announcement at the Party. Merry Christmas to you and your Family. Pauline.



FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 5th November

RE: Holiday Party.



In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.
We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However,
from now on we're calling it our ' Holiday Party'.. The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians. There will be
no Christmas tree or Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.

Happy now?


Happy Holidays to you and your family, Pauline.



FROM; Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 6th November RE: Holiday Party.



Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table...you didn't sign your name. I'm happy
to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore!!!! How am I
supposed to handle this? Somebody? Forget about the gift exchange, no gift exchange allowed now since the Union Officials feel that £10.00
is too much money and Management believe $10.00 is a little cheap. NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED. Pauline.



FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 7th November RE: Holiday Party.



What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs, perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party - or else package everything up for you to take home in a little foil doggy bag. Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the toilets, Gays are allowed to sit with each other, Lesbians do not have to sit with gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangements for the gay men's table too. To the person asking permission to cross dress - no cross dressing allowed. We will have booster seats for short people. Low fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used inthe food.
we suggest those people with high blood pressure taste the food first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?! Pauline.



FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All F****** Employees DATE: 8 November RE: The *******Holiday Party.



Vegetarian pricks I've had it with you people !!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death", as you so quaintly put it, you'll get your f****** salad bar, including organic
tomatoes, But you know tomatoes have feeling too, They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing the scream right NOW!! Hope you all have a rotten holiday, drink drive and die.

The ***** from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



FROM: John Bishop - Acting Human Resources Director DATE: 9th November RE: Pauline Lewis and Holiday Party.



I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Pauline Lewis a speedy recovery, and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, the Management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and instead, give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd December off with full pay.

2006-11-09 08:00:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

last night was the greatest they did leave you hanging good though

2006-11-09 08:00:13 · 10 answers · asked by hfroggie2005 5 in Television

I would keep my aunt from pulling the trigger.

2006-11-09 07:57:59 · 16 answers · asked by save_me_now 3 in Polls & Surveys

movie you saw on the big screen and elsewhere? Thanks!

2006-11-09 07:56:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

4+3=7 AND THATS THE TIME HE SHOULD HAVED DIED and if you notice that 2 pac got shot 5 the guy fired 12 12-5=7 he died at 25 2+5=7 there is more if yall want me to tell yall

2006-11-09 07:56:24 · 6 answers · asked by cam 1 in Music

2006-11-09 07:56:15 · 17 answers · asked by dirty n 2 in Polls & Surveys

If so what did you think of it

2006-11-09 07:55:54 · 25 answers · asked by ? 1 in Movies

2006-11-09 07:55:40 · 24 answers · asked by ck 5 in Polls & Surveys

Here is the list of the strongest women in various Bond-Films. According to BBC London, not of them all are really good.
It had been decided, that Ursulla Andress, Halle Berry & Tanja Roberts are definitely not the best Characters.

1. Honor Blackman (Goldfinger 1964)
2. Daniela Bianchi (From Russia with Love 1963)
3. Ursulla Andress (Dr. No 1962)
4. Jill St. John (Diamonds Are Forever 1970)
5. Maud Adams & Britt Ekland (Octopussy 1983 & The Man with the Golden gun 1973)
6. Jane Seymour (Live & Let Die 1972)
8. Diana Rigg (On Her Majesty Secret Service 1969)
9. Claudine Auger (Thunderball 1965)
10. Kim Basinger (Never Say never Again 1982)
11. Carol Bouquett (For your eyes only 1980)
12. Lois Chiles (Moonraker 1979)
13. Hale Berry (die another day 2003)
14. Michelle Yeoh (Tomorrow never dies 1999)
15. Denise Richards & Sophie Marceau (The world is not enough 1998)
16. Izabella Scorupco (Golden Eye 1997)
17. Barbara Bach (The spy who loved me 1977)

2006-11-09 07:55:29 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I think it was Jack's new fake Boss.

2006-11-09 07:55:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

This guy at work frequently greets me by saying something like "how are you, dear" or "hello, dear." He bothers me in general but "dear" is really starting to become...ick. We're not colleagues, we don't spend a lot of time together. He's not doing it out of putting a move on or anything... it just REALLY bothers me. If he doesn't "dear" he uses a shortened version of my name that signifies familiarity. I don't like that either but there's nothing I can really say about that.

How do YOU handle those sort of things at work or school that start to bother you or become offensive?

Anyone can answer but if you're going to say "oh there are more important things to worry about" or whatever, I'd like to offer a preemptive "stuff it." Yes, there are but that doesn't mean something that bothers you should be minimized. It bothers me, all right. I'm a lesser person than you because of it. And I'm fine with that. :)

2006-11-09 07:54:37 · 10 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

please tell me a brand-spanking new invention i cant patent to get loaded please, more inventive, creative and whacky the better.

2006-11-09 07:54:27 · 8 answers · asked by ciaran_m_o 2 in Other - Entertainment

Since Thanksgiving is around the corner I want to know what are you most thankful for this year?

2006-11-09 07:54:09 · 32 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 07:53:19 · 12 answers · asked by Sue F 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 07:52:36 · 16 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 07:52:26 · 4 answers · asked by Jelly Brotha 5 in Polls & Surveys

One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag.
"Hi, God. What's in the bag?" asked Eve.

"These are a couple of things that were left over from creation that I thought you two would be interested in." God rummages around in the bag a moment. "Okay who wants to be able to pee standing up?"

Adam immediately puts his hand up in the air, waving frantically. "Me! Me! Me! Oh, oh, PLEASE, God, let me have it! Just think of how much more work I could get done in the fields if I could pee standing up! And it would help so much when I'm out hunting! Oh, please, please, please let me have it!"

"Well, all right," says God. "Now, let's see what we have for you, Eve." God rummages about a bit more in the bag.

"Ah, right. Multiple orgasms.",

2006-11-09 07:51:43 · 18 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-09 07:51:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 07:51:03 · 15 answers · asked by Hidden 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 07:49:28 · 2 answers · asked by Adam D 1 in Music

I'm going to go see Oliver the play and hopefully ice skating. What about you?
Have a fabulous weekend!

2006-11-09 07:49:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 07:48:51 · 4 answers · asked by boo 1 in Music

Does anyone know the titles to all of the original Guns n roses albums or maybe how many original albums did they release?

2006-11-09 07:48:16 · 8 answers · asked by Rebecca H 1 in Music