One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag.
"Hi, God. What's in the bag?" asked Eve.
"These are a couple of things that were left over from creation that I thought you two would be interested in." God rummages around in the bag a moment. "Okay who wants to be able to pee standing up?"
Adam immediately puts his hand up in the air, waving frantically. "Me! Me! Me! Oh, oh, PLEASE, God, let me have it! Just think of how much more work I could get done in the fields if I could pee standing up! And it would help so much when I'm out hunting! Oh, please, please, please let me have it!"
"Well, all right," says God. "Now, let's see what we have for you, Eve." God rummages about a bit more in the bag.
"Ah, right. Multiple orgasms.",
2006-11-09 07:51:43 · 18 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....now thats whatsup!
2006-11-09 08:00:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Adam and Eve did not "eat" the fruit of the Tree of understanding of solid and Evil, then they understand God's purpose of creation or create God's Kingdom of Heaven. God obviously say this in Gen a million:28. It potential: a million) grow to be ideal (waiting to bare the outcome of authentic/God's love = be fruitful; 2) Create God's international kinfolk in a unmarried international authorities the position all everybody is brothers and sisters of one God's kinfolk = multiply; 3) ideal people will rule with God's genuine love over creation = to have dominion. formerly the fall and good after the fall Adam & Eve might want to walked & talked with God without interpreting any scriptures. If Adam and Eve Create Kindom of Heaven at threir time then there's no favor of how of solvation or Savior. incorrect determination made by Adam & Eve. God can't do undesirable or harmfull. He coudn't see His little ones after the fall. after we study God punish'em, we ought to appreciate that that is Adam & Eve left their position of loved ones by God or Adam & Eve left God, not God left Adam and Eve. God by no potential anticipate His little ones to go away Him. that is like mum and dad by no potential anticipate to grant beginning to lifeless toddler. I pray you get my factors. and may God bless you.
2016-11-28 23:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by erke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That explains why guys are always peeing..multiple times...good one..thanks
2006-11-09 09:07:26 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one but old one. But you gotta love GOD
2006-11-09 08:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it and so true!! It's great to be a woman and have Multiple Orgasms! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-09 08:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one. See what happens when guys try to get greedy!
2006-11-09 07:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha. It's a good joke. Good for you to think about this joke.
2006-11-09 07:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hey that not funny Im with realstyles2 I dont joke with the bible and god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 08:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha i liked this joke a lot
10/10
2006-11-09 07:57:31 · answer #9 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-11-09 08:51:44 · answer #10 · answered by crazyme 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh...ok
2006-11-09 08:41:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋