Cracked you up?
2006-11-09 07:22:17 · 32 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mine is a lovely little story about the crazy gym guy
2006-11-09 07:23:09 · update #1
Thanks to JoBu, my day was a little bit better.
2006-11-09 07:27:15 · update #2
easy one again.there is this girl on here that makes me laugh with her very dry wit.she got ripped off today & still she cracks jokes with me.made me laugh out loud earlier & thats a hard thing to do with me
2006-11-09 07:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I can go into a Mexican restaurant and only order one egg, wanna learn how?
Go to to waitress and say I want Yoko Ono.
I heard that joke on the radio and had to pull over to keep from crashing. I was laughing so hard.
Still cracks me up. HAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-09 07:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by ellis4655@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today during a thing at work the person speaking was saying that some men have problems understanding that "no means no". I looked over at my gay boss and gave him "a look" like "yes, you need to learn that when I say no, no means no."
Thought it was funny. You know, he'd never come on to me. He is, after all, gay and I'm a woman. It was funny.
2006-11-09 07:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by stimply 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have not cracked up in a while. Although if I encounter this gym guy tonight, I might lose it!
Rum shots!
2006-11-09 08:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
watching my supervisor at work fall,hard, last night. He was trying to run around and look busy, because an important guy from our main office was there, and he just turned a corner and fell flat on his a$$!!!
ah...good times. I'm laughing now just picturing him on the floor. his face was blood red. he was all out of breath trying to get up.hahaha!
2006-11-09 07:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jenna 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today while I was watching the legionnaires sing for remembrance day, one of the old guys singing looked like he was gasping for air every time he opened his mouth. Either that or he was trying to eat the guy in front of him....My stomach STILL hurts!... :P
2006-11-09 07:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kid in my class goes to another kid and he says"So how long d you masturbate each day?" And the other kid replies, "13 minutes".
Then the other kid goes so what do u masturbate 2?" And then he replies Abby's". When he saw that tears were coming down my face from laughing so much he realized that I had heard them. Dumbass.
2006-11-09 07:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by Alexis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today watching a women in town eating a pie.She had goofier teeth than bugs bunny.All the pie was stuck to her cheeks and to her goofy teeth,Every time she ate the pie ,it stuck to her teeth and she sat and picked it off,then proceeded to lick her fingers.
2006-11-09 07:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny joke I got in the mail
2006-11-09 07:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything asked by Circlometry. That boy just has a knack for making me laugh.
2006-11-09 07:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋