Doctor dave had slept with one of his patients & felt really guilty, no matter how much he tried to forget the sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but very once in a while he would hear a reassuring inner voice say
"Dave don't worry about it you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, you wont be the last, you are single, just let it go"
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering
"Dave your a fooking vet"
2006-11-09 07:22:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! i love that one. that is the best one i have heard for the day. sick but funny. you had me thinking it was a woman. got any more?
2006-11-09 08:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10 cats prefer it!
2006-11-09 17:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by pete h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of a possible 10..I giggled but not laughed..screw it I'm still smiling I give it an 8.
2006-11-09 15:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by Hi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Meh
2006-11-09 15:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by LondonGRL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god. He slept with an animal (I'm not going to image about the scene).
2006-11-09 16:00:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me likey
2006-11-09 16:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by Vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-09 15:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by marizani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"giggle" thank u soooooooooooooo much for the laugh
2006-11-09 15:32:56 · answer #8 · answered by Shoush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
know how he feels, i've never slept with any animals but have woke up with few dogs!
2006-11-09 15:27:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha I like this type of joke!
2006-11-09 16:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by biglobster2k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋