Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put our trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "in my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant! replied, without missing a beat, "well sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a queen so I out rank you.

Tray-up, b*****."

2006-11-07 11:00:20 · 15 answers · asked by Karen C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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When is the last time you scored and how many points did you get?

2006-11-07 11:00:18 · 26 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Any Australians out there? I want to know if you've seen the show "Backpackers"?

How many people have seen this?

Take three Aussie blokes, three backpacks, three passports and set them out
on the world.

Now there’s a recipe for the sweetest kind of disaster.
Meet Mick Middleton, James Grech and Lee Mahoney, three best pals, who came up with a twisted way to squeeze money out of the Australian media industry, via their travel programme, Backpackers.

They’ve decided to kiss their normal dreary, unemployed lives goodbye, and have taken it upon themselves to travel the globe, in search of the best backpacking holidays around.

The new Channel [V] series is an extended home video on an adrenaline rush.

Shot non-stop over 12 months with three cameras, and on over 27,000 minutes of video tap - it is possibly the most daringly honest and ambitious series undertaken on such a huge scale in Europe. The series follows the three friends from Melbourne, Australia, who venture into the unknown world of travel and misadventure.

2006-11-07 11:00:05 · 2 answers · asked by Sarah 4 in Television

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May I ask what is your country of origin?

Mine is America since I was born in NY

2006-11-07 10:59:44 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do You Know Someone With A Heart Of Gold?

If so, who?

2006-11-07 10:59:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's the most interesting song(ur opinion) on....?

weed, pot, marijuana. There've been many interesting ones plz discus. No smart alec answer like "who cares" or"none"

2006-11-07 10:59:38 · 6 answers · asked by D-Choppa 2 in Music

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r u gonna be reading Marvel's Onslaught Reborn? or are you put off by it from the first time around?

2006-11-07 10:59:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

2006-11-07 10:59:17 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do any of you know how much brendon urie weigh's and his height?

im doin some characterization on him for school and for some odd reason i need this information. lol

2006-11-07 10:59:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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OMG, did you hear about britney spears divorce?

I can't believe it! yeah well, k-fed is a dork who is a very slllooowww rapper. haha

2006-11-07 10:59:03 · 15 answers · asked by girlie [♥] 3 in Celebrities

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Is a Hookers life as glamorous as it seems?

2006-11-07 10:58:41 · 18 answers · asked by Jayslug 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you trust a man in a denim jacket?

2006-11-07 10:57:53 · 29 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you keep the fire burning as long as possible?

♥

2006-11-07 10:57:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what was the best lesson u learned from ur parents...?

lesson that u will definitely impart on ur own kids.

2006-11-07 10:57:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Best Band Line Up?

If you could have any 4 bands play at a concert that are still together and alive what would they be. Keep in mind, the first band plays the shortest about and the last band to play would be your best and the head liner

2006-11-07 10:56:59 · 9 answers · asked by Prisma9000 2 in Music

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do you like elliott smith?

2006-11-07 10:56:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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ok another wee one before the big one again just to warm you all up lol?

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she
needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma,
you're looking good. How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew...

"They won't let me fart.”

2006-11-07 10:56:55 · 21 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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This may sound stupid but...?

Has anyone here ever heard of the movie Scary Movie 3? I wanted to know the EXACT words to George's (Cindy's boyfriend) lyrics to his rap song. All I know is: "Hey everybody in the 212, throw your hands in the air cuz Fat Joe is through..."

2006-11-07 10:56:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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