The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she
needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma,
you're looking good. How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew...
"They won't let me fart.”
2006-11-07 10:56:55 · 21 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was fantastic i was ofpml
poor gran, that's me and you in the future mate
bet we wont laugh then! LOL
2006-11-07 11:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 03:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by lacy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHaHaHa!! That is Hilarious! LOL.
The Poor Dear! LOL.
Good one!
2006-11-07 22:58:50 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-07 11:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-07 11:46:25 · answer #5 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.poor granny
2006-11-07 11:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha good one
2006-11-07 10:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - I've heard it before, but its always makes me roll!!
2006-11-07 11:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-11-07 19:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was a real "Gas"!
2006-11-07 11:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋