An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put our trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "in my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant! replied, without missing a beat, "well sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a queen so I out rank you.
Tray-up, b*****."
2006-11-07 11:00:20 · 15 answers · asked by Karen C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha , giggle, snort, snorttt, ahhh I can breath again!!
2006-11-07 11:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-11-07 23:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by Heath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-07 19:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-07 19:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a Goodie! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-11-08 06:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... What a brave soul!
I wish I had the confidence as he does!
2006-11-07 19:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by ICan'tThinkOfAGoodName 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! ROTFL! I'm forwarding that one as soon as I can stop laughing!!
2006-11-07 19:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-07 19:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-07 19:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS FREAKING FUNNY
2006-11-07 19:24:59 · answer #10 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋