Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

2006-11-07 11:20:37 · 3 answers · asked by han solo 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-07 11:20:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-07 11:20:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 11:20:10 · 3 answers · asked by Devin W 1 in Music

im just curious 2 know.

2006-11-07 11:19:50 · 9 answers · asked by sweetngel 1 in Celebrities

hi. i am in AP Junior English (advanced comp, lit., etc...). we do a weekly journal entry every tuesday and today our prompt was to describe and explain what we think is the greatest music album ever. i chose michael jackson's thriller. what do u all think?

2006-11-07 11:19:46 · 14 answers · asked by ♥_mrs.smith 4 in Music

When a monkey sh!t on his head

2006-11-07 11:19:43 · 21 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 11:18:42 · 20 answers · asked by sydney 2 in Music

2006-11-07 11:17:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i need these answer`s by thursday

2006-11-07 11:17:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A teacher gave her

class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a

> >> >story with a moral at the end of it.

> >> > >

> >> > >The next day the kids came

> >> >back and one by one began to tell their

> >> > >stories.

> >> > >

> >> > >Ashley

> >> >said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying

> >> > >hens.

> >> > >One time we were taking our eggs to market in a

> >> >basket on the front

> >> > >seat

> >> > >of the car when we hit a big bump in the

> >> >road and all the eggs got

> >> > >broken.

> >> > >

> >> > >"What's the morale of

> >> >that story?" asked the teacher.

> >> > >

> >> > >"Don't put all your eggs in one

> >> >basket!"

> >> > >

> >> > >"Very good," said the teacher.

> >> > >

> >> > >Next

> >> >little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers

> >> > >too.

> >> > >But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we

> >> >had a dozen

> >> > >eggs,

> >> > >but when they hatched we only got ten live

> >> >chicks, and the moral to

> >> > >this

> >> > >story is,

> >> > >

> >> > >'Don't

> >> >count your chickens before they're hatched'."

> >> > >

> >> > >"That was a fine

> >> >story Sarah."

> >> > >

> >> > >"Michael, do you have a story to share?"

> >> >

> >> > >

> >> > >"Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty

> >> >Sharon

> >> > >was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane

> >> >got

> >> > >hit.

> >> > >She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had

> >> >was a bottle

> >> > >of

> >> > >whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank

> >> >the whiskey on the way

> >> > >down so it wouldn't break and then she landed

> >> >right in the middle of

> >> > >100

> >> > >enemy troops. She killed seventy of

> >> >them with the machine gun until

> >> > >she

> >> > >ran out of bullets. Then she

> >> >killed twenty more with the machete until

> >> > >the blade broke. And then she

> >> >killed the last ten with her bare hands."

> >> > >

> >> > >

> >> > >"Good heavens,"

> >> >said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did

your daddy

tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."

2006-11-07 11:17:07 · 30 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Jokes & Riddles

where as in a location in the world, not the body

2006-11-07 11:17:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Crazy Patients
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

2006-11-07 11:16:23 · 28 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you prefer Good Morning America or The Today Show?

2006-11-07 11:16:06 · 10 answers · asked by =] 2 in Television

If not, are you going to vote?

I sent in my absentee ballot a few weeks ago.

2006-11-07 11:15:53 · 36 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 11:15:41 · 2 answers · asked by smcka68@sbcglobal.net 2 in Television

2006-11-07 11:15:28 · 18 answers · asked by schming2005 1 in Music

2006-11-07 11:15:18 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

male singer and on a rock station

2006-11-07 11:14:43 · 6 answers · asked by fireball14152003 1 in Music

2006-11-07 11:14:28 · 20 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Pokechu, or Gundam Ball Z or whoever all those people are?

2006-11-07 11:14:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-07 11:13:53 · 21 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

two snow men standing beside one another and one says to the other can you smell carrots.

why did the monky fall out of the tree
because it was dead

2006-11-07 11:13:40 · 18 answers · asked by brioduinn 3 in Jokes & Riddles

can you guess the name and artist of these songs?so far, no one has...
1-shoot to gain or kill to maim but we don't need a reason
2-the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin that's what i say
3-she's got eyes of the bluest skys and if they though of rain
4-don't wanna wait untill you know me better
5-if i can't slice you, then that's okay, ill use my magic, anyway
6-the butterfly,uh-uh that's old!!!
7-but darling when i hold you, don't you know i feel the same
8-when i look into your eyes, i can see a love restrained
9-domo orregato
10-skydive naked from an aeroplane!!

i need the artist and the name!!you can never get them alll!!

2006-11-07 11:13:14 · 11 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Music

2006-11-07 11:12:52 · 27 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

man, that was a great movie
im glad i bought it
who else seen it?
was that part bout the when they went over look the whole land ??
wasnt that just so pretty??

2006-11-07 11:12:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard that as talented as Ringo was, there is a rumor that his playing was recorded by a session musician in New York.

2006-11-07 11:12:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-07 11:11:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Did anyone see the mtv music awards and there was these guys performing on treadmills. they were dancing to a song on treadmills. it was like 4 guys. they werent singing they were just dancin. i want to kno the song they were dancin to.

2006-11-07 11:11:43 · 4 answers · asked by Bdazzeling 2 in Music

♥

2006-11-07 11:11:06 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys