A teacher gave her
class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a
> >> >story with a moral at the end of it.
> >> > >
> >> > >The next day the kids came
> >> >back and one by one began to tell their
> >> > >stories.
> >> > >
> >> > >Ashley
> >> >said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
> >> > >hens.
> >> > >One time we were taking our eggs to market in a
> >> >basket on the front
> >> > >seat
> >> > >of the car when we hit a big bump in the
> >> >road and all the eggs got
> >> > >broken.
> >> > >
> >> > >"What's the morale of
> >> >that story?" asked the teacher.
> >> > >
> >> > >"Don't put all your eggs in one
> >> >basket!"
> >> > >
> >> > >"Very good," said the teacher.
> >> > >
> >> > >Next
> >> >little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
> >> > >too.
> >> > >But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we
> >> >had a dozen
> >> > >eggs,
> >> > >but when they hatched we only got ten live
> >> >chicks, and the moral to
> >> > >this
> >> > >story is,
> >> > >
> >> > >'Don't
> >> >count your chickens before they're hatched'."
> >> > >
> >> > >"That was a fine
> >> >story Sarah."
> >> > >
> >> > >"Michael, do you have a story to share?"
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > >"Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty
> >> >Sharon
> >> > >was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane
> >> >got
> >> > >hit.
> >> > >She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had
> >> >was a bottle
> >> > >of
> >> > >whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank
> >> >the whiskey on the way
> >> > >down so it wouldn't break and then she landed
> >> >right in the middle of
> >> > >100
> >> > >enemy troops. She killed seventy of
> >> >them with the machine gun until
> >> > >she
> >> > >ran out of bullets. Then she
> >> >killed twenty more with the machete until
> >> > >the blade broke. And then she
> >> >killed the last ten with her bare hands."
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >"Good heavens,"
> >> >said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did
your daddy
tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."
2006-11-07 11:17:07 · 30 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that is so funny, you are cracking me up!!!! Lol you are so funny and creative . Keep rolling them out so that i can get more laughter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am e-mailing this to all my co-workers!!!!
2006-11-07 11:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by kerri 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-11-07 11:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not an atheist yet i'm not a church human being both. i might want to take in this grant because a million. i might want to help alot of those with 5 mill i trust. 2. i might want to study something about a faith and that i appreciate checks of understanding. 3. i might want to be going to this church to enlighten others on my beliefs as best i might want to so hopefuly i might want to convert some to my way of questioning a lil lol...
2016-11-28 21:46:02 · answer #3 · answered by hertling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely great!
Aunty Sharon must be a real woman! LOL
2006-11-07 20:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave you a thumbs up! Gives me the yearning either to have a drink or kill someone. I love an inspiring joke!
2006-11-07 11:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny!
Aunt Sharon sounds a bit like a REDNECK WOMAN!
thanks for the points~
2006-11-07 11:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by Carolina Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-11-07 11:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That sounds like someone I know! LOL!
Good one.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-11-07 22:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha all your jokes are so funny, but this ones is definitely best
2006-11-07 11:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it... here's another one who eats and extra bowl of bi*ch flakes for breakfast
A man gives blood to his girlfriend and saves her life.
After a while they break up and he asks for the blood back.
She throws a used tampon at him and screams, "I'll pay you monthly, you bastard!"
2006-11-07 22:20:28 · answer #10 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋