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Crazy Patients
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

2006-11-07 11:16:23 · 28 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

Funny, crazy, and wierd

2006-11-07 11:20:25 · answer #1 · answered by LadyOreo 4 · 0 0

Funny

2006-11-07 19:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 2 · 0 0

Tee Hee Hee! I heard a joke similar to this one yeaterday about the lightbulb and working part! ^_^

2006-11-07 19:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. It's a Goodie! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!

2006-11-08 06:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Weird but funny.

2006-11-09 10:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by Sonam Singh 2 · 0 0

Lol...Good one! I give it a 10/10!

2006-11-07 19:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by sam. 2 · 0 0

ha ha ha

2006-11-09 06:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0 0

cool

2006-11-09 08:13:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

boring

2006-11-08 01:33:04 · answer #9 · answered by Manu 2 · 0 0

good but weird

2006-11-07 20:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by bigsissytayia 1 · 0 0

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