two snow men standing beside one another and one says to the other can you smell carrots.
why did the monky fall out of the tree
because it was dead
2006-11-07 11:13:40 · 18 answers · asked by brioduinn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man 1 : I think I'm sick. I see white spots all the time.
Man 2 : Have you seen a doctor?
Man 1 : No, just spots.
Question : There are 10 lizards on the ceiling. 1 of them did a backflip. How many were left?
Answer : None, they all fell. The first one did a backflip. The other 9 clapped.
2006-11-07 23:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's white, sits in a tree and if it falls on you it will kill you?
A Fridge
What's blue and white, sits in a tree and if it falls on you it will kill you?
A Fridge in a denim jacket
What's white, wears a yellow checked scarf, sits in a tree and if it falls on you will kill you?
Rupert the Fridge
Man 1: I say I say I say my dog has no nose...
Man 2 :... how does it smell?
Man 1 : Terrible
Patient ; Dr Dr I feel like a pair of curtains
Dr : pull yourself together
2006-11-07 19:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next."
2006-11-08 06:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While rummaging through his attic a man found what he thought was a string of glass beads, but just on the off chance he brought them to the local Jeweller who agreed with him
2006-11-08 13:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the astranout hit himself over the head?
Because he wanted to see stars
What do you call a sweet with a cold?
A Chew
Why can't santa have kids?
he only comes once a year and on that night he's busy
2006-11-07 19:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead!
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey!
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see monkey do!
2006-11-07 19:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I heard the first one last week and the second one about 1 or 2 months ago! ^_^
2006-11-07 19:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a duck ???
One legs both the same...............
What have an apple and an orange got in common ?
They both can't drive tanks.
What's big, white and swings through the jungle ??
Tarzan the fridge.
What's brown and sticky??
A stick
2006-11-07 19:19:39 · answer #8 · answered by Tetanus Tim 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's red and not there?
No tomatos
What did Nelson say to his men before they got on the ship?
Get on the ship men
2006-11-07 19:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two people jump off a cliff. Who cares?
2006-11-07 19:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋