Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2006

FINE

this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Oh, and before we forget ...

"Whatever"

...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

2006-11-05 08:00:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

string theory?

2006-11-05 08:00:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think the question is self explanatory

2006-11-05 07:59:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

its like, "i wanna love you, you already know" can someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT??? who sings it?

2006-11-05 07:59:16 · 4 answers · asked by carbar 1 in Music

it looks like she has a lazy eye...lol she looks tipsy and drunk all the time.

2006-11-05 07:58:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what is the whole point in the genre and does it make any sense?

2006-11-05 07:58:05 · 8 answers · asked by yukmouth 6 in Music

2006-11-05 07:57:38 · 11 answers · asked by larsy1236 1 in Other - Entertainment

Click here for an 11 second clip of this music...

www.peter-hoare.co.uk/pirates.mp3

2006-11-05 07:57:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-05 07:57:03 · 7 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 07:56:33 · 24 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 07:56:02 · 20 answers · asked by adry 2 in Movies

I need the title of a sad or somber-sounding classical piece for a creative arts project. Help!

2006-11-05 07:55:44 · 5 answers · asked by Kelly 1 in Music

2006-11-05 07:55:30 · 20 answers · asked by Sexi B..i.t.c.h 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Any one know of any good intellectual, smart rap artists or songs. I mean guys like Immortal Technique, Dead Prez, and Talib Kweli

2006-11-05 07:55:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-05 07:54:57 · 47 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

Okey dokey.... X-Factor catchphrase Bingo time.... tick the phrases off as you hear them next Saturday. Guaranteed.

What are the most over-used catchphrases on X Factor?

I can think of "You made that song your own...."!

Anyone else come up with some gems???

2006-11-05 07:54:36 · 20 answers · asked by lil_sweet_cookie 2 in Television

"The Classic" what is it about? is it worth watching...i don't really get the plot.
thanx and 10 pointz!

2006-11-05 07:53:52 · 3 answers · asked by onetreehunny 4 in Movies

2006-11-05 07:53:26 · 9 answers · asked by heidi 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you have do you like they're music?

2006-11-05 07:52:44 · 9 answers · asked by mar.™ 3 in Music

anybody have any funny stories of putting something down someone's crack or seeing others do it?

just for laughs...

haha once I was at a basket ball game, and there was this girl in front of my who had a HUGE butt crack showing. So me and my friend took little bits of granola bar, and we started throwing them at her, seeing if they could go in. that sounds stupid, but it was so funny, especially because the girl didn't notice, and there was a lot of granola in her crack. wonder if she was confused later on? lmao.

if you're going to whine and complain, don't bother replying. this is all in FUN and jokes.

2006-11-05 07:52:41 · 9 answers · asked by Karey 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

2006-11-05 07:52:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

of Paris Hilton

2006-11-05 07:52:02 · 26 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

Pull 'em

It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purrring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong with
Another sin?
The b*tch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show

Here i am,rock you like a hurricane
Here i am,rock you like a hurricane

My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Til storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone i choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting

Here i am,rock you like a hurricane
Here i am,rock you like a hurricane
Here i am,rock you like a hurricane,c'mon
Here i am,rock you like a hurricane



For a lady...

2006-11-05 07:51:43 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

What garden has the fastest growing vegetables?


Flash Garden

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

isn't that cheesy! yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2006-11-05 07:51:27 · 9 answers · asked by ...Is A Real Boy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have seen many performers in concert, but I am sooooo excited to be going to Bob Seger's concert this week in Grand Rapids Michigan. This will be his first concert , with his new tour , he has not toured in many years, so I have a feeling it will be an amazing experiance. The show sold out in 4 minutes. The last time I saw him in concert was 1980. If you had a dream consert to attend, who and where would it be?

2006-11-05 07:50:26 · 15 answers · asked by catywhumpass 5 in Music

larry said so......

2006-11-05 07:50:24 · 15 answers · asked by momo t 1 in Comics & Animation

i wanna know some new bands in the style of blink 182 or sum 41 or red hot chili peppers. just alternative bands.

2006-11-05 07:49:50 · 8 answers · asked by bludevil260_ya 3 in Music

Did they do that on purpose?

2006-11-05 07:49:43 · 6 answers · asked by cynthetiq 6 in Polls & Surveys

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

* To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

* Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

* Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

* A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

2006-11-05 07:48:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 07:48:27 · 6 answers · asked by conew508 1 in Celebrities