A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2006-11-05 07:52:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok...ok...i cant stop laughing now...hehe, wat a great sex joke...somebody slap me b4 i laugh myself to death!
2006-11-05 07:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BELL 4!!!now that's funny!!!!!LOL
2006-11-05 16:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wickedly funny! LMAO!!
2006-11-05 16:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha omg thats sooo funny lmfao rofl OMG i luved it ahhahaha
2006-11-05 16:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee!
2006-11-05 15:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao excellent
2006-11-05 16:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Nice one mate:)
2006-11-05 15:55:51 · answer #7 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha you are a very funny man! :)
2006-11-05 15:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great joke, didn't see that coming
2006-11-05 15:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by abebibobub2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-11-05 16:08:11 · answer #10 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa my gosh
2006-11-05 16:52:17 · answer #11 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋