* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
* Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
* A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
* There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
2006-11-05 07:48:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that's funny
2006-11-05 08:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah.... on a scale of 1 to 10 maybe a 3
2006-11-05 15:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by sweetsal 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-05 15:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true!!!!LOL
2006-11-05 16:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋