Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2006

wake up sick weve done enough its not this easy, walking back i sware must be nice blowing smoke out the window drive for hours cary the fight back to the field, I dont mind life as much when im here i dont want to be here without you, sunday morning comes again

2006-11-05 07:48:10 · 2 answers · asked by meggy 2 in Music

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave

2006-11-05 07:47:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My fav films are the princess diarys1&2, legaly blonde 1&2, do you know any films like theese?

2006-11-05 07:47:41 · 30 answers · asked by Dreamah 3 in Movies

2006-11-05 07:47:31 · 12 answers · asked by Terance W 1 in Music

Like Norah Jones or lauryn Hill artists similar to them

2006-11-05 07:47:10 · 5 answers · asked by lightessnc 3 in Music

I'M so happy that New York didnt win. She is such an evil person and a trouble maker... but she makes the show interesting!

2006-11-05 07:46:05 · 11 answers · asked by OrenEeshee 2 in Television

2006-11-05 07:45:59 · 1 answers · asked by ally 6 in Music

do u like this joke?:


3 men just got married, and are exclaiming over their new wives, the first one says, "yeah, I married a bright girl from oregon, and i told her after the honeymoon that everynight i expect a hot meal on the table and a clean house. it took 2 days, but she has it done every single night" the 2nd guy says, "well, i married a girl from florida, and i told her that everynight i want a clean house, a hot meal, and great sex. after 3 days, it started happening." the third guy says, "i married a girl from wisconsin, and i told her that i want the lawn taken care of, a hot meal, my laundry cleaned and ironed, a clean house, and the best sex ever everynight. after 2 weeks, the swelling went down enough that i could pick up the phone, order pizza, mow the lawn, learn how to run the washing machine, and ask her how she wants the dishes done."

2006-11-05 07:45:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 07:45:12 · 8 answers · asked by verycherry1105 1 in Television

Check mine out and invite me if you want! - http://360.yahoo.com/profile-SGdH0NM8dKhhO5xeNdeg3cK5yYe1 hope I did the link right!

2006-11-05 07:43:51 · 4 answers · asked by FIRE WOMAN 3 in Polls & Surveys

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your
head)

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area
code)

3. Multiply by 80

4. Add 1

5. Multiply by 250

6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number

7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

8. Subtract 250

9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer ??????

2006-11-05 07:43:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i can't wait till RE:Extinction comes out!! I love the whole Resident Evil series. The games, and the movies!!! :)

2006-11-05 07:43:09 · 10 answers · asked by OrenEeshee 2 in Movies

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the ******* potatoes!"

2006-11-05 07:42:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Auditions for a musical are quickly approaching and I need an upbeat song for an alto. I am definitely not a strong singer (I'm trying to get the speaking role, but I'm not sure if I still need a song or not), so if it's an easier song, though it must be a Broadway song.

2006-11-05 07:42:48 · 2 answers · asked by Meag 1 in Music

BEFORE sliced bread?

2006-11-05 07:42:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 07:42:12 · 1 answers · asked by mls4242 1 in Music

Late one evening, the day after he had lost his wife scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Rhodes a visit. "We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr Rhodes, but we have some information concerning your wife. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Obviously fearing the worst, Mr Rhodes asked for the bad news first.

"We're sorry to inform you, sir," the policeman said, "we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay this morning."
Oh, my God!" said a distraught Mr. Rhodes. Remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"

"When we pulled her up," said the policeman, "she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen crabs on her."
"What?" a confused Mr Rhodes exclaimed. "So, what's the great news?"

As he smiled and smacked his lips, the officer replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

2006-11-05 07:42:01 · 10 answers · asked by kingkong's daddy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i mean its not just Zoe(jamie lynn spears) but its just the whole plot,the setting and everything about the show!!!!!! i mean what school is like that and who acts like that??? please explain! and who agrees

2006-11-05 07:41:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-05 07:41:28 · 15 answers · asked by yowhatsup2day 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mike and Bob had just finished the first nine holes in their round of golf, and it was obvious that Mike was having an awful day.

"Gee Mike, you're just not your old self today. What's the matter?" asked Bob.

Mike, looking pretty glum, said, "I think Connie's dead."

"My God! That's terrible," said Bob, "but you said you only THINK your wife is dead. Aren't you sure?"

"Well, I just don't know" responded Mike, "the sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up."

2006-11-05 07:40:34 · 10 answers · asked by kingkong's daddy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

is it true that you can watch disney channel t.v shows on disney online? if you can- how?

2006-11-05 07:40:13 · 4 answers · asked by PaRtYqUeEn 2 in Television

2006-11-05 07:40:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 07:39:41 · 9 answers · asked by Krayzieclaire 1 in Television

I found a question that had 16 answers and it currently has a total of 192 votes. And, there is a full day of voting to go yet. I'll post the URL to the question once it has been resolved. That way, this question won't interfere with the voting total.

2006-11-05 07:39:11 · 15 answers · asked by lisa s 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 07:39:09 · 4 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

WHO would win this fight of intellectual thought...

Stephen Colbert VS Borat.

The gloves are off... The fat is in the fire... Who wins?

2006-11-05 07:39:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

A man called the King Brothers Chinese take away. Hello King Brothers Take Away, a man answered. Are you Wang King, the manager ?No the man answered. Im ....Foo King the chef Ok I will phone back when your not busy. the caller replyed

2006-11-05 07:39:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

president

2006-11-05 07:38:40 · 14 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.

"What is your name?" he asked.

"Quack." the duck answered.

"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.

"I was blowing bubbles." he answered.

The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.

"What's your name?" he asked.

"Quack," the duck answered.

"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.

"I was blowing bubbles." the duck replied.

Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.

"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said.

"No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."

2006-11-05 07:38:11 · 18 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

There are 4 baseball players: Babe, Hank, Pepper and Mickey. Three of them sat down on chairs directly behind one another. The other one had 5 hats 3 red and two blue. When asked what color hat they were wearing only they had on the 2 back players didn't know but the front 1 did. Why? and what color hat wwas each player wearing?

2006-11-05 07:38:09 · 5 answers · asked by panda 2 in Jokes & Riddles