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3 men just got married, and are exclaiming over their new wives, the first one says, "yeah, I married a bright girl from oregon, and i told her after the honeymoon that everynight i expect a hot meal on the table and a clean house. it took 2 days, but she has it done every single night" the 2nd guy says, "well, i married a girl from florida, and i told her that everynight i want a clean house, a hot meal, and great sex. after 3 days, it started happening." the third guy says, "i married a girl from wisconsin, and i told her that i want the lawn taken care of, a hot meal, my laundry cleaned and ironed, a clean house, and the best sex ever everynight. after 2 weeks, the swelling went down enough that i could pick up the phone, order pizza, mow the lawn, learn how to run the washing machine, and ask her how she wants the dishes done."

2006-11-05 07:45:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

ROFLMAO! Ok, I gotta send this to a friend. Poor guy! Poor me! I cant stop laughing now! Thanks a lot!

2006-11-05 07:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 1 0

That was so funny! I'm from wisconsin lol

2006-11-05 20:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anon2u 3 · 0 0

LOL. LOL. Rightous!! LOL.

Thanks for the laughter, and have a really great day!

2006-11-07 11:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Cute joke.

2006-11-05 15:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1 0

lol that funny

2006-11-05 15:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by Tiff 2 · 1 0

good one just too good

2006-11-06 05:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by SJM 2 · 0 0

i like it! lol

2006-11-05 15:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol

2006-11-05 15:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 1 0

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