A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave
2006-11-05 07:47:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke it is hilarious
2006-11-05 08:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by panda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Dave...actually, stupid wife...who the hell brings their hubby to a strip club?! That's just asking for trouble. But this is actually the first time I've heard this joke, so I'll laugh...hehehehe...argh, the laugh would be much better w/ an emoticon...
2006-11-05 07:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The punch line isn't so great, and I think it is a sure thing to happen when you get your husband to a strip club (not really a joke, I guess).
2006-11-05 08:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by papadaddy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard it before, but it will always be funny.
Thanks for reminding me of that one:)
2006-11-05 08:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awwww, nice one but i'm listening it for the millionth time :(
2006-11-05 07:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by lil.princess 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhh,poor him,lol
2006-11-05 08:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-05 07:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by sweetsal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, keep them coming
2006-11-05 07:50:53 · answer #8 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone else recently posted this joke!!
2006-11-05 07:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by doubt devil 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!! Love it!!!!keep em comin'!!!
2006-11-05 07:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by funkucla!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋