Mike and Bob had just finished the first nine holes in their round of golf, and it was obvious that Mike was having an awful day.
"Gee Mike, you're just not your old self today. What's the matter?" asked Bob.
Mike, looking pretty glum, said, "I think Connie's dead."
"My God! That's terrible," said Bob, "but you said you only THINK your wife is dead. Aren't you sure?"
"Well, I just don't know" responded Mike, "the sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up."
2006-11-05 07:40:34 · 10 answers · asked by kingkong's daddy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny had to share that one with family......LMAO
2006-11-05 08:04:25 · answer #1 · answered by brookesingsalways 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly
2006-11-05 15:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give that 1 outta 4 nosepickers!
2006-11-05 16:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a bit of a lam joke...1 of them funnies but i wont laugh out loud ones
2006-11-05 15:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by **Twinkle <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's just sooo wrong...on so many levels.
2006-11-05 15:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww.. soound kinda nasty
2006-11-05 15:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, that joke was pretty good.
2006-11-05 15:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww.
2006-11-05 15:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAAAAAME
2006-11-05 16:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by panda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nasty
2006-11-05 15:43:04 · answer #10 · answered by SwordDancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋