Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Quack." the duck answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was blowing bubbles." he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Quack," the duck answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was blowing bubbles." the duck replied.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said.
"No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."
2006-11-05 07:38:11 · 18 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. 8/10. Try this one:
The Dublin woman was in the Social Security Office claiming child benefit. When asked what the first child’s name was, she replied ‘Sean’. ‘And the second’ asked the clerk. ‘Sean’ was the reply; ‘I named all my ten children Sean’. ‘Why on earth did you do that’ she was asked. ‘Well’ replied the woman, ‘when I shout Sean, your tea is ready, they all come running in’. ‘But what if you just want to call one of them’ she was asked. ‘That’s easy’ she replied, I use their surname’.
2006-11-05 07:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a pretty good Joke but I've heard better lol
2006-11-05 08:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by panda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Funny dude
2006-11-05 08:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by i_am_promiscuous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before and it never gets old :)
2006-11-05 07:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by AngelFace_16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! lmao that is well funi!! duck porn lolz..thats a good 1 :-P
2006-11-05 07:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by **Twinkle <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAH!! thats funny. Not really.
2006-11-05 07:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-05 12:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by lola7737 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hillarious
2006-11-05 07:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats a really good one!
2006-11-05 07:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-11-05 07:44:16 · answer #10 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋