Late one evening, the day after he had lost his wife scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Rhodes a visit. "We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr Rhodes, but we have some information concerning your wife. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Obviously fearing the worst, Mr Rhodes asked for the bad news first.
"We're sorry to inform you, sir," the policeman said, "we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay this morning."
Oh, my God!" said a distraught Mr. Rhodes. Remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"
"When we pulled her up," said the policeman, "she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen crabs on her."
"What?" a confused Mr Rhodes exclaimed. "So, what's the great news?"
As he smiled and smacked his lips, the officer replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
2006-11-05 07:42:01 · 10 answers · asked by kingkong's daddy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok...kinda disturbing...they had better give Mr Rhodes some of those crabs! It is pretty funny though...hahahahahaha
2006-11-05 07:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic lol:)
2006-11-05 15:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those crab are tasty
2006-11-05 16:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good! i thought it was hilarious!
2006-11-05 15:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by le_le_06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww lol
2006-11-05 16:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! :)
2006-11-07 09:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by lachicadecafe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick but funny
2006-11-05 16:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by panda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-05 15:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
again... that's just wrong!
2006-11-05 15:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh sick
2006-11-05 15:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by sweetsal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋