There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the ******* potatoes!"
2006-11-05 07:42:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO! Hehe...a preacher swearing...ah, finally, something remotely funny on Yahoo! answers...
2006-11-05 07:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-05 07:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny. I like that.
2006-11-05 07:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by Wojciech S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pass the ******* potatoes?
2006-11-05 07:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by ham_sandwich45 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-05 07:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by doubt devil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee....pretty funny!
2006-11-05 07:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I loved that! So funny!
Ruby Red Rose
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2006-11-05 07:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by ruby red rose @>-'-,-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-11-05 07:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ZZZZZzzzzzzzz your making me feel sleepy.
2006-11-05 07:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOOF WOOF WOOF
2006-11-05 07:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by SH1T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋